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Sunt aici pentru a va spune o poveste frumoasa

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o poveste ce sa intamplat cu mult timp in urma

3
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intr-un loc unde temperatura ajunge la -50 grade sub 0

4
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este cel mai friguros,mai intunecat, mai departe 
loc de pe Terra

5
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vorbesc despre Antartica

6
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Antartica, poti ajunge acolo de aici, dar
este o calatorie lunga

7
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poate vrei sa-ti aduci un plover,dar poate vrei sa-ti lasi
parul pubian sa creasca si sa-l infasori in jurul testiculelor

8
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este chiar atat de frig, daca esti femeie probabil 
nu ai avea testicule si iti vei lasa prul pubian 

9
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sa creasca peste vagin, orcare ar fi agenda ta
Antartica este un loc rece daca vrei sa traiesti acolo

10
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dar de asemenea este una din
cele mai frumoase locuri de pe Terra.

11
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Si daca esti una dintre acele persoane care are
testiculele jos si vagin

12
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poate nu vei vrea sa mergi in Antartica deloc

13
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Amsterdam, este mai potrivit pentru
tipul tau de persoana

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jumatate barbat jumatate femeie

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Asemanator cu jumatate barbat
jumatate femeie si...

16
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Antartica era populata cu 
tufisuri dese

17
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pana cand cu milioane de ani in urma cand

18
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continentul a inceput sa se indeparteze 
spre cel mai sudic punct al Terrei 

19
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unde tot iadul a ingetat.

20
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Si America a fost populata
tufisuri dese

21
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pana cand sa inceput epilarea bikini
si defrisarea braziliana.

22
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Mie dor de tufisurile dese

23
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Antarica este cam 
1 - 1/2 din suprafata SUA

24
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Este ceea ce pretindea
Cuba in 1960

25
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Dar aceasta nu este o poveste

26
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despre o tara care asteapta ca
dictatorul lor sa moara.

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Aceasta esto o poveste despre
uimitoarele creaturi 

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care au trait aici de milioane de ani

29
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aici in frigidul penis alb al Mamei Pamant. 

30
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Este o poveste despre  
supravietuire

31
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este o poveste despre 
hotarare

32
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dar in principal este o poveste 
de dragoste

33
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dragoste de pinguin.

34
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Aceasta este
FARSA PINGUINILOR

35
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In fiecare ianuarie, mii de pinguini
masculi merg

36
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in ocean pentru a se
hrani

37
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acesta este un ritual natural

38
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dandu-le necesarul de combustibil
pentru a

39
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face lunga calatorie de intoarcere
acasa dar si pentru

40
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a se imperechia cu femelele ce urmeaza sa le
cunoasca

41
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dar acele femei sunt la 
patru luni

42
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si mii de kilometri distanta.

43
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Dar acum, masculi vor 
facee ceea ce toti masculi fac

44
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cand sunt uniti de destin 

45
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vor face lagaturi...

46
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Jimmy, gandit vreodata ca sar putea 
sa avem mari probleme de digestie?

47
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Carl, toata lumea are probleme
de digestie

48
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Dar, nu ca noi

49
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Noi nu mancam nimic timp 
de sase luni

50
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mergem mii de kilometri

51
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pentru a ne umple matele pana la limita

52
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si dupaiamergem iar mii de
kilometrii

53
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pentru a ne imperechia

54
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E gretos!

55
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Carl, cand o sa ajungem la apa

56
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uita-te bine la reflexia ta

57
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esti un pinguin.

58
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Si nu ai nici o problema de 
digestie

59
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ESTI UM PINGUIM

60
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Mergem, mancam,
o facem

61
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As fi vrut ca viata
noastra sa fie diferita.

62
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Iti faci singur fericirea,
prietene.

63
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Nu cred ca ai dreptate in totalitate, Jimmy

64
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Nu crezi ca atitudiea 
ta pozitiva

65
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ajuta la formarea relatiilor,
si ca acestea sa functioneze?

66
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Daca iti acepti partea ta de 
responsabilitate intr-o relatie

67
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Atitudinea mea pozitiva nu a 
impiedicat-o pe Valery sa plece

68
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Iti aduci aminte?

69
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Te parasesc, Carl

70
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De ce Valery, credeam ca
ne merge bine!

71
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Vreau o casa mai mare

72
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O casa mai mare, despre ce vorbest?

73
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Traim afara!

74
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Casa ta nu poate fi mai mare de atat

75
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Nu mai vrem aceleasi
lucruri, Carl

76
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Evident, vrei o casa mai mare

77
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Asta nu exista nici in realitate!

78
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Adio, CARL!

79
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Si cu un an inaintea ei...

80
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Amanda...

81
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Trebuie sa-ti spun ceva, Carl

82
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te-am inselat

83
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Cum? Stam alaturi
unul de altul de doua luni...

84
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in timp ce tu dormeai,Vitorio
a venit si....

85
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am facut dragoste.....

86
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Dar..eu eram
chiar aici?!?!

87
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Pai din cauza asta e gata, Carl

88
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Nici macar nu te-ai trezit.

89
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Avea dreptate!

90
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Si cu un an inaintea ei...

91
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Ester

92
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Nu pot sa fiu cu cineva 
care nu

93
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mananca la fel

94
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dar, e peste Ester,

95
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ce n-am mancat eu si ai
mancat tu

96
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pai...calamar, caracatita sau creveti?

97
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Da, dar eu manac doar o data pe an...

98
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nu poti sa ma fortezi...

99
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ai putea sa-mi infigi un tarus in inima, Carl

100
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Ai ales femeile
gresite

101
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prietene

102
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Stii multa lume, trag cu ochiul in liceu

103
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in liceu dar dupaia

104
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totul se duce de
rapa

105
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Ar trebui sa fi din nou
vechiul, Carl

106
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Tipul pe care il stiam cand eram mai tineri

107
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tipul care nu il intresa cui io
tragea noapte de noapte

108
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Offf, dar mie intodeauna imi pasa...

109
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Da, dar acum iti pasa prea mult.

110
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Scuze prietene, daca nu 
mananc in curand

111
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o sa lesin

112
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Hei baieti, sunteti gata sa va 
blocati colonul pentru tei luni?

113
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Uriunde ma duci tu Jimmy voi merge, nu 
am o personalitate doritoare

114
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Eu doar sper sa fie biban de nisip
anul trecut

115
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un idiot a mancat tot bibanul de nisip

116
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Dumnezeule, iubesc bibanul de nisip.

117
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Sunt asa de buni, suculenti,
prajiti cu un pic de unt

118
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Haideti, baieti sa ne umplem 
burta cu peste...

119
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sunt in urma ta, Jimmy

120
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sunt mort de foame...sunt infierbatat...

121
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Pinguini sunt creaturi fascinante

122
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sunt pasari

123
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dar nu pot zbura

124
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Natura nea traso bine

125
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nici nu putem sa ne-o frecam

126
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Traiesc in ocean dar trebuie sa iasa
la mal pentru a respira

127
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ohh...pietre,doare, stomac,
zgarietura,..ohhhh

128
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piatra, sangerez...ohhh
De ce oare

129
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fac astaa...

130
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Dupa ce s-au indopat atat de mult cu mancare

131
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urmeaza cateva lunii de fericire
si distractii,

132
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manaca doar cand vor

133
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nu au nici o responsabilitate

134
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E ca si cum te-ai duce
la univesitatea din Miami

135
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Cu cat te uiti mai mult la ei

136
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iti dai seama cat de frumosi
sunt pinguini

137
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si in mod special dupa ce
vezi ceva ca

138
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asta

139
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Uita-te la fata chietiei alea?!?!

140
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Nici mama lui nu poate iubi
asa ceva...

141
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Chestia asta nu poate sa faca bine
organelor noastre interne

142
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Opreste-te din vaicareli si incepe sa megi, Carl

143
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Suntem oficial
in drum...

144
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Asta e tot?

145
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Nu crezi ca ar trebui sa asteptam, 30 de
minute inainte de a merge 70 de mile?

146
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Esti un fatalau...

147
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Poate si deaia te iubesc

148
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Dumnezeule era congelator acolo Jimmy,

149
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daca asi fi avut testicule,

150
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ar fi ajuns in corpul meu pana acum

151
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daca ai fi avut testicule afara

152
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ai fi fost violat 
de o foca pana acum.

153
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Nu inseamna NU

154
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Nu inteleg ce inseamna asta

155
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E un fel de a spune, prietene,

156
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nu toata viata ar trebui sa aiba
o semnificatie.

157
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Viata noastra ar trebui.

158
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Oh!Iar incepem!

159
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Tu nu te gandesti niciodata, Jimmy?

160
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Ca de exemplu de ce traim aici?

161
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Putem sa ne muta in
orce loc din lume vrem!

162
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Carl,unde sa ne mutam

163
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si cum vom ajunge acolo?

164
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Pardon?

165
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Nu e ca si cand ne-am duce pe internet

166
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si sa cautam o oferta!

167
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asta e tot ceeea ce facem!

168
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Mergem 70 de mile pentru
biban de nisip...

169
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Dumnezeule, iubesc bibanii de nisip..

170
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sunt asa de buni

171
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suculenti, prajiti in tigaie cu un pic de unt

172
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Nu stiu, putem sa ne 
mutam la Los Angeles

173
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Noi nu stim sa facem alceva decat sa megem pe jos,

174
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nimeni din Los Angeles nu mege pe jos

175
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New York?

176
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Ti-ar ingeta fundu iarna.

177
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Chicago?

178
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Cu pre mult vant!

179
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Palm Springs?

180
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Vad oameni morti!

181
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Carl,problema nu este
unde traim

182
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problema ta este doar in capul

183
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tau nevrotic.

184
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Este fara scapare, Jimmy

185
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daca asi fi mancat de o foca ucigasa

186
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nimeni nu mi-ar duce lipsa.

187
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Heii..cap de cacat!

188
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Mie mi-ar fi dor de tine

189
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si toti ceilalti prieteni ai tai

190
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tiar duce si ei lipsa.

191
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Da Carl ti-am duce toti lipsa..

192
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E timpul, sa scapi de chiesti asta
poate o sa intalnesti pe cineva iar

193
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poate chiar "aleasa"

194
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da... "aleasa" a patra
care ma va parasi

195
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Asculta, Carl, eu chiar pot sa te
ajut sa gasesti o femeie anul asta

196
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Dar si tu trebuie sa ma ajuti
ca sa te ajut pe tine.

197
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Nu trebuie sa fii chhiar atat de plangacioss

198
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Ar trebui sa te intrebi
singur ce e ceea ce vrei de la o femeie

199
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As vrea sa am pe cineva sa ma iubeasca

200
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nu pentru cine sunt eu ci pentru

201
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ceea ce sunt eu, nu pentru 

202
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cati bani am, nu pentru masina care o conduc,

203
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nu pentru hainele pe care le port.

204
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Vreau sa ma iubeasca pentru ceea ce am eu in interior!

205
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Despre ce naiba vorbesti?!

206
00:09:01,625 --> 00:09:03,325
Stiu ca nu te impresioneaza scena mea

207
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dar este ceea ce simt eu!

208
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Excelenta scena! Foarte emotionanta!

209
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Chiar i-am simtit durerea!

210
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Pretiosule!

211
00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:19,530
Saptezeci de mile la est

212
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Intre timp, pe terenurile de imperechiere

213
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femeile pinguin, s-au adunat
incercand sa se incalzeasca

214
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asteptand, sa vina parteneri pe
care nu i-au italnit niciodata

215
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Off..asi fi vrut ca anul asta sa intanesc un tip

216
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care sa nu ma vrea doar pentru corpul meu

217
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Ei nu vor decat un singur lucru,
draga

218
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Stefan m-a facut frigida pentru ca

219
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nu am vrut sa fac un copil cu el

220
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Fata, aici, toate suntem frigide

221
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El doar se juca cu tine....

222
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vroia doar sa-ti manance placintuta de budinca

223
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Scuze ca zic asta dar Stefan era un bou

224
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Da stiu...

225
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De ce oare ma indragostesc
mereu de idioti?

226
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Esti tanara, draga ai

227
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incredere in mine cand iti spun ca e normal

228
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asta face parte din educatia ta feminina

229
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Si bineinteles sunt cei draguti

230
00:09:58,349 --> 00:10:00,449
stai..stai putin fata ca nu e chiar asa.

231
00:10:00,450 --> 00:10:01,850
Tii minte cand ma intalneam cu Raul?

232
00:10:01,851 --> 00:10:04,951
Era un idiot si un urat

233
00:10:05,152 --> 00:10:06,452
Si atunci de ce te intalneai cu el?

234
00:10:06,453 --> 00:10:09,353
Pentru ca imi sunea cat de
frumoasa eram

235
00:10:11,354 --> 00:10:11,754
Vick

236
00:10:12,155 --> 00:10:15,355
Esti cea mai frumoasa femeie
pe care am vazuto!

237
00:10:15,356 --> 00:10:16,356
Ohh..mutumesc, Raul!

238
00:10:16,357 --> 00:10:19,157
Hai sa facem dragoste
cu ochii inchisi

239
00:10:19,158 --> 00:10:21,758
asa e singurul mod cu tine, Raul!

240
00:10:23,259 --> 00:10:24,759
Ce s-a intamplat cu el?

241
00:10:24,960 --> 00:10:26,860
Nu tiam spus..?

242
00:10:25,761 --> 00:10:29,161
Sa intalnit cu un bolovan

243
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:30,162
si-a turtit capul

244
00:10:30,163 --> 00:10:32,263
si nu a mai fost niciodata la fel.

245
00:10:32,264 --> 00:10:33,864
Oh, Dumnezeule!

246
00:10:33,865 --> 00:10:34,865
Si chiestia asta nu la omorat?

247
00:10:34,866 --> 00:10:35,866
Nu... nu imediat!

248
00:10:35,867 --> 00:10:37,067
Fata, a murit cateva luni mai tarziu

249
00:10:37,068 --> 00:10:38,668
inecandu-se cu o ansoua..avea capul atat

250
00:10:38,669 --> 00:10:42,269
de turtit incat nici nu mai putea inghiti.

251
00:10:42,270 --> 00:10:43,470
Oh..imi pare atat de rau Vick!

252
00:10:43,471 --> 00:10:47,571
Nu credeam ca poate fi atat de urat, dar
la naiba ca sa facut si mai si

253
00:10:47,572 --> 00:10:49,572
Sunt atat de gata sa intalnesc
pe cineva nou

254
00:10:49,573 --> 00:10:51,373
Sunt, atat de satula de scenele de club?

255
00:10:50,574 --> 00:10:53,274
La fel si puii de foca!

256
00:10:53,275 --> 00:10:54,275
Vorbesc serios, Vick

257
00:10:54,276 --> 00:10:57,876
Ne ia luni sa ne pregatim,

258
00:10:57,877 --> 00:10:59,177
mergem la un spa ca asta

259
00:10:59,178 --> 00:11:02,078
ne imbaiem ne aranjam
parul

260
00:11:02,079 --> 00:11:03,079
ne facem unghiile

261
00:11:03,080 --> 00:11:04,680
ne fardam ocii si sprancenele

262
00:11:04,681 --> 00:11:06,381
Si pentru ce fac toate astea?

263
00:11:06,482 --> 00:11:07,682
Ca tipul pe care-l aleg

264
00:11:07,683 --> 00:11:09,283
se va dovedi un idiot.

265
00:11:09,284 --> 00:11:11,484
Draga, mama mea obisnuia 
sa-mi spuna

266
00:11:11,485 --> 00:11:12,885
ca toti sunt idioti

267
00:11:12,886 --> 00:11:13,886
dar probelma este:

268
00:11:13,887 --> 00:11:15,987
Cu care dintre ei vrei sa ramai?

269
00:11:21,188 --> 00:11:23,288
69 de mile la est..

270
00:11:23,289 --> 00:11:25,689
Stii, sunt atat de satul acum si daca asi

271
00:11:25,690 --> 00:11:28,790
trage un vant acum ar iesi o bucatica de caca. 

272
00:11:28,791 --> 00:11:29,991
Stii nu trebuie sa-mi faci greata, Jimmy

273
00:11:29,992 --> 00:11:31,292
Probabil, ce-ar iesi l-asi manca

274
00:11:31,293 --> 00:11:32,293
Jimmy, oprest-te, s-au voi vomita

275
00:11:32,294 --> 00:11:33,294
Probabil voi manca si asta.

276
00:11:33,295 --> 00:11:34,895
Taci din gura!

277
00:11:34,896 --> 00:11:36,296
Serios, Carl, pot manca orce

278
00:11:36,297 --> 00:11:36,997
sunt ca o doica.

279
00:11:36,998 --> 00:11:41,098
Am avut o bucata buna de somon ieri, nu?

280
00:11:41,099 --> 00:11:43,899
De ce oare vorbim noi mereu
despre ultima masa mancata?

281
00:11:43,900 --> 00:11:45,900
Vorbim despre dejun, in timul pranzului,

282
00:11:45,901 --> 00:11:47,601
vorbim despre pranz, in timpu cinei

283
00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:48,302
si la dejun, despre cina.

284
00:11:48,303 --> 00:11:49,303
Asta este ce facem

285
00:11:49,304 --> 00:11:50,304
prietene

286
00:11:50,305 --> 00:11:51,305
Este mostenirea noastra

287
00:11:51,306 --> 00:11:52,306
Printi nostri o faceau..

288
00:11:52,307 --> 00:11:53,507
parinti lor o faceau..

289
00:11:53,508 --> 00:11:55,608
Toti copii mei bastarzi o vor face

290
00:11:55,609 --> 00:11:56,609
Si stii ce?

291
00:11:56,610 --> 00:11:57,610
Stra..stra bunici nostri

292
00:11:57,611 --> 00:11:59,011
erau inca aici chiar in acest loc

293
00:11:58,612 --> 00:11:59,812
cu mii de ani in urma,

294
00:11:59,813 --> 00:12:02,713
si aveau aceasi conversatie.

295
00:12:04,014 --> 00:12:06,314
A fost o bucata buna de somon ieri nu?

296
00:12:06,315 --> 00:12:07,515
Oare de ce?

297
00:12:07,516 --> 00:12:09,316
Tot ceea ce vorbim este

298
00:12:09,317 --> 00:12:11,417
despre ultima masa pe care am mancat-o?

299
00:12:15,818 --> 00:12:16,818
Esti bine?

300
00:12:16,819 --> 00:12:19,619
Da, scuza-ma, aveam un os bocat in gat.

301
00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:22,820
Despre asta si vorbeam

302
00:12:22,821 --> 00:12:24,021
nu evoluam deloc

303
00:12:24,022 --> 00:12:25,822
trebuie sa mai fie si alceva in viata decat mancare.

304
00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:27,823
Nu mancam ca sa traim

305
00:12:27,824 --> 00:12:28,824
traim sa mancam.

306
00:12:28,825 --> 00:12:30,625
Dar mai traim si pentru sex.

307
00:12:30,626 --> 00:12:32,126
A spus cineva "sex"?

308
00:12:32,127 --> 00:12:33,127
Am aparut exact la

309
00:12:33,128 --> 00:12:34,228
timp cand ai spus asta.

310
00:12:34,229 --> 00:12:35,229
Hey Cindy!

311
00:12:35,230 --> 00:12:36,230
Hey baieti!

312
00:12:36,231 --> 00:12:37,231
Este palpitant, asa-i?

313
00:12:37,232 --> 00:12:38,232
Am pornit,

314
00:12:38,233 --> 00:12:39,433
este inceputul calatoriei noastre

315
00:12:39,434 --> 00:12:41,234
pentru a ne lua niste "pasarica".

316
00:12:41,235 --> 00:12:43,835
Cindy, pot sa te intreb
ceva?

317
00:12:44,136 --> 00:12:44,936
Bineinteles, Carl, suntem amici!

318
00:12:45,037 --> 00:12:46,837
Ei bine...scuza-ma ca

319
00:12:46,838 --> 00:12:48,338
te intreb asta.

320
00:12:48,339 --> 00:12:50,039
Te stiu cam de cat timp?

321
00:12:50,040 --> 00:12:52,040
Ei bine, cam de patru ani.

322
00:12:52,041 --> 00:12:53,041
Da...

323
00:12:53,142 --> 00:12:54,842
Stii, sezoanele de imperechiere trecute

324
00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,743
stii...nu te-am vazut, stii..

325
00:12:56,744 --> 00:12:59,344
sa te combini cu cineva.

326
00:12:59,345 --> 00:13:00,345
Sii..., mereu-am intrebat...

327
00:13:01,946 --> 00:13:03,946
Este evident ceea ce vrei sa-l intrebi

328
00:13:03,947 --> 00:13:05,747
dar...pune-i o data intrebarea.

329
00:13:05,748 --> 00:13:07,048
Stai ca ajung si la asta...

330
00:13:07,049 --> 00:13:08,249
stii...ma intrebam, Cindy

331
00:13:08,250 --> 00:13:09,250
ei bine....

332
00:13:09,251 --> 00:13:10,251
in tot acest timp...

333
00:13:10,252 --> 00:13:12,152
nu ca ar fi ceva rau in asta...

334
00:13:12,153 --> 00:13:15,953
in tot acest timp am crezut ca esti gay

335
00:13:16,854 --> 00:13:17,654
GAY?

336
00:13:18,055 --> 00:13:19,155
Esti nebun?

337
00:13:19,356 --> 00:13:21,356
ha...ha esti atat de comic...

338
00:13:21,357 --> 00:13:25,657
Gay?... sunt numai pentru
"pasarica"

339
00:13:25,658 --> 00:13:28,158
Ei bine, cu siguranta ai clarificat zvonurile

340
00:13:28,159 --> 00:13:29,159
Sa le spuneti baietilor

341
00:13:29,160 --> 00:13:30,160
sa nu mai imprastie zvonuri

342
00:13:30,161 --> 00:13:31,161
Ma duc sa bac joging

343
00:13:31,162 --> 00:13:33,762
sa scap de cina asta

344
00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:34,763
sunt atat de balonat..

345
00:13:34,764 --> 00:13:36,564
K..., o sa va vad mai incolo

346
00:13:36,765 --> 00:13:37,965
Gay!

347
00:13:37,966 --> 00:13:39,366
Este atat de comic! Gay!!!

348
00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:43,167
Stii, ar trebui sa inveti ceva de la el

349
00:13:43,367 --> 00:13:45,267
el acepta ceea ce este!

350
00:13:45,268 --> 00:13:46,268
Acepa??

351
00:13:46,268 --> 00:13:48,268
Aparent, asa este

352
00:13:48,269 --> 00:13:49,769
dar tu

353
00:13:49,770 --> 00:13:51,170
treci printr-o criza 
de majora de viata

354
00:13:51,171 --> 00:13:52,271
prietene

355
00:13:52,272 --> 00:13:53,772
si asta ma inebuneste!

356
00:13:53,773 --> 00:13:55,073
O..buna Steve.

357
00:13:58,174 --> 00:13:59,674
Buna Jimmy. Buna, Carl.

358
00:13:59,675 --> 00:14:00,875
Salut Steve.

359
00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:03,276
Si cum ne simtim azi?

360
00:14:03,377 --> 00:14:04,877
Nu asa de bine, Steve.

361
00:14:04,878 --> 00:14:06,278
Suntem in drum spre, terenurle de imperechiere

362
00:14:06,279 --> 00:14:07,679
si eu nu ma pot gandi decat la

363
00:14:07,680 --> 00:14:09,680
chestiile negative din
viata mea

364
00:14:09,681 --> 00:14:10,681
Si in mod special

365
00:14:10,682 --> 00:14:11,682
la proasta mea alegere
a femeilor

366
00:14:11,883 --> 00:14:13,583
Carl, avem aceasi discutie

367
00:14:13,584 --> 00:14:15,184
in fiecare sezon.

368
00:14:15,185 --> 00:14:16,185
Ce este ce cauti in realitate 

369
00:14:16,186 --> 00:14:17,386
la o partenera?

370
00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:18,487
Asta l-am intrebat si eu.....

371
00:14:18,688 --> 00:14:20,088
Vorbesc cu Carl, acum Jimmy

372
00:14:20,189 --> 00:14:21,889
Ce este ceea ce vrei,Carl?

373
00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,890
Off.., nu stiu!

374
00:14:24,091 --> 00:14:25,691
Sa am o femeie care
sa ma inteleaga?

375
00:14:26,292 --> 00:14:27,292
Asta e bine,

376
00:14:27,293 --> 00:14:29,093
si ce crezi ca ar trebui

377
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,794
sa aiba o femeie ca sa te inteleaga?

378
00:14:30,795 --> 00:14:33,495
Nu stiu...poate,daca asi intelege-o si eu pe ea...

379
00:14:35,696 --> 00:14:37,196
Si cred ca ar ajuta daca

380
00:14:37,197 --> 00:14:38,497
nu as fi atat de pretentios.

381
00:14:38,698 --> 00:14:40,198
Asta i-am spus si eu.

382
00:14:40,199 --> 00:14:40,999
Da..si mereu imi

383
00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,200
spui ca trebuie

384
00:14:42,201 --> 00:14:43,201
sa fac sex tot timpul.

385
00:14:43,202 --> 00:14:44,702
Si cum te face sa te simti asta, Carl?

386
00:14:45,403 --> 00:14:46,603
Presionat.

387
00:14:46,604 --> 00:14:48,104
Poate asta o sa 

388
00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:49,905
treaca cand o sa ajungi acolo.

389
00:14:50,406 --> 00:14:50,906
Exact!

390
00:14:50,907 --> 00:14:52,407
Asta incerc si eu sa fac

391
00:14:52,408 --> 00:14:52,908
omule!

392
00:14:52,909 --> 00:14:54,409
Cred ca am facut progrese azi

393
00:14:54,410 --> 00:14:55,410
si acum, du-te cu Jimmy

394
00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:56,411
si ceilalti

395
00:14:56,412 --> 00:14:57,612
aveti o lunga calatorie in fata voastra

396
00:14:57,613 --> 00:15:00,213
eu doar ti-am intarit siguranta.

397
00:15:00,214 --> 00:15:02,014
Ok. Multumesc, Steve!

398
00:15:02,015 --> 00:15:03,815
Fi bun cu tine, si tine minte

399
00:15:03,816 --> 00:15:05,516
cand totul este pierdut mereu

400
00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:07,717
trebuie sa ai o reteta fizica cu tine!

401
00:15:09,218 --> 00:15:10,318
Pentru ca, intelepciunea

402
00:15:10,319 --> 00:15:12,219
vine intodeauna din suferinta.

403
00:15:12,220 --> 00:15:13,320
Cine a zis asta?

404
00:15:13,521 --> 00:15:14,221
Mama mea!

405
00:15:14,222 --> 00:15:16,722
trei luni au trecut

406
00:15:16,723 --> 00:15:18,323
si acum este martie

407
00:15:18,324 --> 00:15:19,324
si asta

408
00:15:19,325 --> 00:15:21,125
este doar ce vor

409
00:15:21,126 --> 00:15:22,126
face acesti micuti masochisti,

410
00:15:22,427 --> 00:15:23,327
marsul.

411
00:15:23,328 --> 00:15:24,328
70 de mile

412
00:15:24,329 --> 00:15:26,329
inapoi unde sunt femeile

413
00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:28,130
unde ghiata este mai groasa

414
00:15:28,131 --> 00:15:29,631
facind locul cel mai sigur

415
00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:30,632
pentru a se imperechia si face copii

416
00:15:30,633 --> 00:15:33,133
inainte de apropiata 

417
00:15:33,134 --> 00:15:34,734
iarna polara care le va ingeta 

418
00:15:34,135 --> 00:15:35,735
gaurile curlui pana la inchiderea completa.

419
00:15:35,736 --> 00:15:36,136
inchiderea completa

420
00:15:46,737 --> 00:15:48,837
68 mile si 527 de pasi

421
00:15:48,838 --> 00:15:49,838
68 mile si 528 de pasi

422
00:15:54,039 --> 00:15:55,939
De unde stim
unde mergem

423
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,540
pentru ca eu merg in urma ta.

424
00:16:18,441 --> 00:16:19,441
Trebuie sa te prinzi o data 

425
00:16:19,342 --> 00:16:20,342
si o data, Carl

426
00:16:20,343 --> 00:16:21,343
nu multe animale

427
00:16:21,344 --> 00:16:22,944
pot face atatea exercitii
24 de ore pe zi

428
00:16:22,945 --> 00:16:23,945
Suntem atat de atletici incat

429
00:16:23,946 --> 00:16:24,946
nici nu putem sa ne

430
00:16:24,947 --> 00:16:25,947
scarpinam in fund.

431
00:16:25,948 --> 00:16:27,848
Asta este timpul favorit al Americi, Carl

432
00:16:27,849 --> 00:16:28,849
Morsele pot?

433
00:16:28,850 --> 00:16:29,850
Ce pot?

434
00:16:29,851 --> 00:16:30,851
Sa-si scarpine singure fundu!

435
00:16:30,852 --> 00:16:31,852
Nu nu pot!

436
00:16:31,853 --> 00:16:32,853
Au bratele prea scurte,

437
00:16:32,854 --> 00:16:33,854
sunt mai scurte decat ale noastre!

438
00:16:33,855 --> 00:16:34,855
Ba da pot le-am vazut eu facand asta!

439
00:16:34,856 --> 00:16:35,856
Si nu este frumos.

440
00:16:48,457 --> 00:16:50,057
Am o mancarime aici! Ma gadila asa tare!

441
00:16:50,058 --> 00:16:52,158
Da ai dreptate, Carl?

442
00:16:52,159 --> 00:16:54,259
Acum,te simti mai bine Carl?
Da un pic. Multumesc 

443
00:16:54,260 --> 00:16:55,360
Poate fata aia Deby va fi acolo

444
00:16:55,361 --> 00:16:56,861
anul asta.

445
00:16:56,862 --> 00:16:57,862
Oh, da, Deby

446
00:16:57,863 --> 00:16:59,363
da in ultimul sezon nu a fost acolo

447
00:16:59,364 --> 00:17:00,364
De ce nu a fost acolo? 

448
00:17:00,365 --> 00:17:02,365
Ai strigat-o?

449
00:17:02,366 --> 00:17:03,866
De cate ori ai strigat-o?

450
00:17:03,867 --> 00:17:06,167
Nu stiu dar am tot strigat-o!

451
00:17:08,468 --> 00:17:09,168
DEBY!?

452
00:17:10,169 --> 00:17:11,169
DEBY!?

453
00:17:11,570 --> 00:17:12,670
Oh,la naiba!

454
00:17:15,968 --> 00:17:16,568
DEBY!?

455
00:17:17,669 --> 00:17:20,269
Cred ca am chiemat-o de vreo
zece ori.

456
00:17:20,470 --> 00:17:22,270
Ai chemat-o pe ea de 10 ori?

457
00:17:23,071 --> 00:17:25,471
Da,...frate asta e...hartuire!

458
00:17:25,472 --> 00:17:27,272
Nu poti sa o strigi mereu

459
00:17:27,273 --> 00:17:28,273
Ai strigat-o o data

460
00:17:28,374 --> 00:17:30,474
si daca nu raspunde..e gata!

461
00:17:30,475 --> 00:17:32,075
trebuia sa-mi deghizez vocea

462
00:17:32,076 --> 00:17:34,176
Hey Deby, acesta nu este Carl..

463
00:17:34,277 --> 00:17:35,777
acesta este altcineva, decat Carl!

464
00:17:35,778 --> 00:17:36,878
Ai vrea sa te intalnesti cu mine?

465
00:17:36,879 --> 00:17:38,179
Ops, scuze!

466
00:17:38,180 --> 00:17:39,180
Ce faci ma nenorocitule!Pe cine impingi tu?

467
00:17:39,181 --> 00:17:40,481
Imi pare rau !?!

468
00:17:40,482 --> 00:17:41,482
Nu am facut-o intentionat!

469
00:17:41,483 --> 00:17:43,283
M-ai inpins pentru ca
sunt negru?

470
00:17:44,984 --> 00:17:46,084
Nu! Si eu sunt negru!

471
00:17:46,085 --> 00:17:48,085
Ce vrei sa spui, ca arati ca mine?

472
00:17:48,086 --> 00:17:49,486
Nu, eu doar....

473
00:17:49,487 --> 00:17:50,487
Tu doar ce?

474
00:17:50,488 --> 00:17:52,488
Nu ma fa sa-ti sparg fata!

475
00:17:52,989 --> 00:17:53,789
Da-te inapoi!

476
00:17:53,790 --> 00:17:54,790
Eu doar...

477
00:17:55,191 --> 00:17:56,091
Vreau sa spun, toti suntem negri!

478
00:17:56,092 --> 00:17:57,092
Nu e asa?

479
00:17:57,093 --> 00:17:58,093
Si albi!

480
00:17:58,094 --> 00:17:59,294
Vrei sa-ti dau una?

481
00:17:59,295 --> 00:18:01,095
Hei,nu a vrut sa zica nimic rau!

482
00:18:01,096 --> 00:18:03,096
Ce esti tu, panarama lui?

483
00:18:03,197 --> 00:18:05,097
Uite ce, imi pare rau daca te-am
jignit

484
00:18:05,198 --> 00:18:05,998
Jignit?

485
00:18:05,999 --> 00:18:06,999
De voi doi?

486
00:18:07,000 --> 00:18:09,000
Nici nu dau doi bani pe voi doi!

487
00:18:12,201 --> 00:18:13,901
Ahhh, haide..!?

488
00:18:13,902 --> 00:18:16,102
Haide.., doar glumeam cu
voi?

489
00:18:16,103 --> 00:18:17,103
Am petrecut trei luni impreuna !

490
00:18:19,304 --> 00:18:19,804
Eu sunt Marcus!

491
00:18:19,805 --> 00:18:20,805
Carl,

492
00:18:21,306 --> 00:18:21,906
Jimmy,

493
00:18:21,907 --> 00:18:23,607
Intodeauna e misto sa cunosti
un alt frate.

494
00:18:24,408 --> 00:18:26,608
Si ce vrea sa insemne asta?

495
00:18:26,809 --> 00:18:27,609
Tu nu esti fratele meu

496
00:18:31,510 --> 00:18:33,710
Doar glumeam cu voi, baieti!

497
00:18:33,711 --> 00:18:34,711
Sunte-ti atat de creduli!

498
00:18:41,912 --> 00:18:43,312
Nimic deci? Ok.

499
00:18:43,313 --> 00:18:44,413
Sa mergem mai departe.

500
00:18:44,414 --> 00:18:46,614
Nu pot pierde o zi vorbind numai prostii.

501
00:18:46,615 --> 00:18:48,715
O zi e lunga cat trei saptamani, nu e asa?

502
00:18:48,716 --> 00:18:51,616
Exact asa e...

503
00:18:52,617 --> 00:18:55,117
Hei, pinguinule,unde e muzica aia cu care mergeam?

504
00:18:58,318 --> 00:18:59,918
Opreste dracia aia!

505
00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:01,119
Daca mergem 70 mile

506
00:19:01,120 --> 00:19:03,020
cu muzica,

507
00:19:03,021 --> 00:19:05,021
muzica ar trebui sa fie misto.

508
00:19:05,022 --> 00:19:06,722
Nu o porcaria asta de la filarmonica!

509
00:19:08,323 --> 00:19:10,523
Sa incercam din nou!

512
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,826
Ce e asta?!?

513
00:19:20,827 --> 00:19:21,727
O....muzica asta,

514
00:19:21,728 --> 00:19:23,428
da e cantata de un tip nou

515
00:19:23,429 --> 00:19:27,029
cam pe la 2AM dupamiaza, iti place?

516
00:19:28,630 --> 00:19:30,030
E foarte bun!

517
00:19:30,031 --> 00:19:31,631
Pun pariu ca e si dragut!

518
00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:32,632
Dar stii ce??

519
00:19:32,633 --> 00:19:34,633
Nu pot sa merg pe porcaria asta!

520
00:19:34,734 --> 00:19:36,034
Opreste porcaria asta!

521
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:39,435
Dar.., partea mea favorita urma?

522
00:19:39,436 --> 00:19:40,936
Ei si voi acuma..

523
00:19:40,937 --> 00:19:43,437
...nu mai puneti botu atata!

524
00:19:43,438 --> 00:19:45,438
O sa plec din filmul asta daca,

525
00:19:45,439 --> 00:19:47,639
nu o sa ascult o muzica buna de drum!

526
00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,640
DJ!

527
00:19:52,241 --> 00:19:53,841
Da...despre asta vorbeam!

528
00:19:56,342 --> 00:19:57,742
Intelegi ce vreau?!

529
00:19:57,743 --> 00:20:00,043
Bounce..Yahh..Baunce!!!

530
00:20:19,244 --> 00:20:20,444
67 de mile la
est

531
00:20:24,445 --> 00:20:25,245
Deabia astept sa aflu

532
00:20:25,246 --> 00:20:26,746
cine e norocosul care va

533
00:20:26,747 --> 00:20:28,047
avea parte de

534
00:20:28,048 --> 00:20:29,048
frumusetea asta!!

535
00:20:29,049 --> 00:20:30,249
Jur, Vick

536
00:20:30,250 --> 00:20:31,250
ca tot la ce te gandesti

537
00:20:31,251 --> 00:20:32,251
este sex.

538
00:20:32,252 --> 00:20:33,252
Nu, nu este adevarat!

539
00:20:33,253 --> 00:20:35,353
Ma gandesc la multe alte lucruri!

540
00:20:35,354 --> 00:20:36,354
Ca?

541
00:20:36,355 --> 00:20:37,355
Ok!

542
00:20:37,356 --> 00:20:38,356
Ca..sardinele..si...

543
00:20:38,357 --> 00:20:39,357
crevete proaspat

544
00:20:39,358 --> 00:20:40,358
si..si..

545
00:20:40,359 --> 00:20:41,359
Scuzati-ma!

546
00:20:41,360 --> 00:20:42,360
Helen?

547
00:20:42,361 --> 00:20:44,361
De ce oare "tarfa" aia nu
nu moare?

548
00:20:44,362 --> 00:20:45,362
Cineva mi-a folosit luciul
de buze.

549
00:20:45,563 --> 00:20:47,263
Asta e imposibil, nu e asa?

550
00:20:47,264 --> 00:20:49,664
Da, noi nu avem buze!

551
00:20:49,665 --> 00:20:50,665
Ea este bipolara(nebuna)...

552
00:20:50,666 --> 00:20:52,366
Voi afla cine a facut asta,

553
00:20:52,367 --> 00:20:54,367
si cand o voi descoperi

554
00:20:54,368 --> 00:20:56,368
o voi face de rusine in public.

555
00:20:56,369 --> 00:20:58,569
Si apoi, justitia va fi servita!

556
00:20:58,570 --> 00:20:59,570
Voi, astea tinere, nu stiti 

557
00:20:59,571 --> 00:21:00,571
nimic!

558
00:21:00,572 --> 00:21:01,772
Obisnuiam sa-mi machiez toata fata cu

559
00:21:01,773 --> 00:21:03,773
mostrele gratuite

560
00:21:03,774 --> 00:21:05,974
si am si o geanta
gratis de machiaj.

561
00:21:05,975 --> 00:21:06,975
Niciodata nu voi intelege de Dumnezeu

562
00:21:06,976 --> 00:21:09,676
ia persoanele dragi noua si

563
00:21:09,677 --> 00:21:11,177
lasa persoane, ca stricata asta de

564
00:21:11,178 --> 00:21:13,578
Helen!

565
00:21:16,179 --> 00:21:17,279
Si gluma suprema este ca

566
00:21:17,280 --> 00:21:18,580
ea va gasi un barbat si

567
00:21:18,781 --> 00:21:19,781
va avea un copil cu el.

568
00:21:19,782 --> 00:21:21,582
Nuu.., Dumnezeu sa-l ajute pe copilu ala!

569
00:21:21,583 --> 00:21:23,183
Probabil, va ajunge un scarbos

570
00:21:23,184 --> 00:21:24,284
urat exact ca mama lui!

571
00:21:24,285 --> 00:21:26,485
Sunt emotinata ca voi intalni un barbat

572
00:21:26,486 --> 00:21:27,486
cu care voi face un copil.

573
00:21:28,087 --> 00:21:29,287
Tot ce am facut pana acum a fost 

574
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:30,088
doar sa-mi fac de cap!

575
00:21:30,289 --> 00:21:32,189
Off..asa este zi!

576
00:21:33,090 --> 00:21:34,190
Stii.., faza a doua

577
00:21:34,191 --> 00:21:35,691
obisnuia sa insemnie "tavaleala in camp"

578
00:21:35,692 --> 00:21:38,892
acum, din prima se intampla
totul.

579
00:21:38,893 --> 00:21:39,893
Melissa, fata

580
00:21:39,894 --> 00:21:42,094
nu o sa ai nici o problema

581
00:21:42,095 --> 00:21:43,395
sa gasesti un barbat bun.

582
00:21:43,396 --> 00:21:44,396
Esti una din cele mai frumoase fete

583
00:21:44,397 --> 00:21:45,997
din Antartica.

584
00:21:45,998 --> 00:21:46,998
Stii, doar ca nu am intalnit

585
00:21:46,999 --> 00:21:48,699
pe cineva cu care sa merite
sa am un copil.

586
00:21:48,700 --> 00:21:49,900
Asculta-ma, pe mine fata...

587
00:21:49,901 --> 00:21:51,801
Cand barbatu care trebuie apare

588
00:21:51,902 --> 00:21:53,502
tu vei sti

589
00:21:53,503 --> 00:21:55,103
si atingerea lui va fi ca

590
00:21:55,104 --> 00:21:56,904
un fulger prin venele tale!

591
00:21:58,205 --> 00:21:59,805
Off...visez la ziua aia!

592
00:22:08,006 --> 00:22:08,306
Ma plimb in jur,

593
00:22:08,507 --> 00:22:11,107
fara un loc unde sa ma duc.

594
00:22:11,808 --> 00:22:14,408
Doar stand si asteptand,

595
00:22:14,709 --> 00:22:17,809
in zapada galbena.

596
00:22:18,210 --> 00:22:20,810
Inima mea este plina,

597
00:22:22,211 --> 00:22:24,711
dar sunt atat de singura

598
00:22:26,412 --> 00:22:27,812
Dar cand il voi gasi

599
00:22:30,013 --> 00:22:31,413
voi stii!

600
00:22:36,414 --> 00:22:37,314
Cum poate fi

601
00:22:40,015 --> 00:22:41,615
o iubesc atat de mult.

602
00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:44,316
Fata asta a mea

603
00:22:45,117 --> 00:22:47,617
pe care o voi cunoaste.

604
00:22:48,218 --> 00:22:50,618
O vei cunoaste prietene,

605
00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:54,119
doar ia-o incet.

606
00:22:55,220 --> 00:22:57,820
Pentru ca cand o vei gasi,

607
00:22:58,221 --> 00:23:01,021
vei sti.

608
00:23:03,022 --> 00:23:03,622
Atat de multi barbati,

609
00:23:05,523 --> 00:23:07,523
vor doar un singur lucru.

610
00:23:09,224 --> 00:23:10,924
S-o bage inauntru,

611
00:23:11,725 --> 00:23:14,125
fara un inel.

612
00:23:15,426 --> 00:23:17,926
Daca nu e curata,

613
00:23:19,127 --> 00:23:21,227
va pute.

614
00:23:22,628 --> 00:23:26,928
Dar eu o iubesc atat de mult

615
00:23:26,929 --> 00:23:30,429
un barbat pe care nu-l cunosc

616
00:23:30,730 --> 00:23:34,930
o fata pe care nu am cunoscut-o

617
00:23:37,131 --> 00:23:42,831
Vom incerca sa o luam incet,

618
00:23:45,232 --> 00:23:46,932
pentru ca cand ii vom gasi

619
00:23:46,933 --> 00:23:53,333
vom sti.

620
00:23:54,234 --> 00:23:57,434
Daaa..., cand o voi gasi

621
00:23:58,635 --> 00:24:00,935
Voi sti.

622
00:24:04,236 --> 00:24:08,436
Voi sti.

623
00:24:14,137 --> 00:24:17,737
Dupa ce au mers o saptamana si ceva

624
00:24:17,738 --> 00:24:19,038
au schimbat pozitia de mers

625
00:24:19,039 --> 00:24:20,139
din cea in doua picioare la cea pe burta.

626
00:24:20,140 --> 00:24:21,140
Modul acesta de transport este modul de transport

627
00:24:21,141 --> 00:24:23,641
care l-au evitat de sute de mine

628
00:24:23,642 --> 00:24:25,142
Hei.., Carl,tine-ti departe
nasul din fundul meu

629
00:24:25,143 --> 00:24:26,543
si-asa am destule probleme

630
00:24:26,544 --> 00:24:28,144
cu zgariatul penisului pe ghiata.

631
00:24:28,145 --> 00:24:29,145
Haide-ti, baieti

632
00:24:29,346 --> 00:24:31,346
avem un lung drum de strabatut.

633
00:24:35,047 --> 00:24:36,747
Scuze, erau ansoua nu 

634
00:24:36,748 --> 00:24:37,748
se inteleg cu mine.

635
00:24:37,749 --> 00:24:38,749
Da-o la naiba!

636
00:24:38,750 --> 00:24:41,150
Eu ma duc in fata

637
00:24:41,151 --> 00:24:44,451
unde vanturile din curul altor pinguini
nu imi arde sprancenele de pe fata

638
00:24:44,452 --> 00:24:45,452
Idiotii miros ca 

639
00:24:45,453 --> 00:24:46,453
opt cutii de

640
00:24:46,454 --> 00:24:47,454
cacat de orca.

641
00:24:48,055 --> 00:24:51,055
Bastarzi astia ne-au stricat 

642
00:24:51,056 --> 00:24:53,656
integritatea premiului nostru castigat.

643
00:24:53,657 --> 00:24:55,057
Nu fac decat sa glumeasca

644
00:24:55,058 --> 00:24:57,458
de acest lucru minunat.

645
00:25:05,959 --> 00:25:06,859
Deci ceea ce vrei sa spui

646
00:25:06,860 --> 00:25:08,960
sa le intreb

647
00:25:08,961 --> 00:25:09,961
si asculta raspunsul lor

648
00:25:09,962 --> 00:25:11,262
nu da din cap si te gandi la

649
00:25:11,263 --> 00:25:13,063
urmatorul lucru ciudat pe care il vei spune.

650
00:25:13,064 --> 00:25:15,064
Stai un pic

651
00:25:15,065 --> 00:25:16,065
toata lumea sa inghete.

652
00:25:16,066 --> 00:25:17,066
Suntem!

653
00:25:17,067 --> 00:25:18,667
Adica nu va miscati!

654
00:25:20,068 --> 00:25:22,568
Asta pare familiara

655
00:25:22,969 --> 00:25:23,769
Oh..., Dumnezeule

656
00:25:23,770 --> 00:25:25,470
De aici am pornit!

657
00:25:25,471 --> 00:25:26,471
Simtul tau de directie este

658
00:25:26,472 --> 00:25:29,172
la fel ca si sistemul tau 
digestiv!

659
00:25:29,173 --> 00:25:31,573
Imi pare rau, nu pot tolera ansoua!

660
00:25:31,574 --> 00:25:33,674
Voi nu stiati pe unde
mergeti?

661
00:25:33,675 --> 00:25:34,875
Facem calatoria asta

662
00:25:34,876 --> 00:25:35,576
aproape toata viata!

663
00:25:35,577 --> 00:25:36,577
De ce oare toate instinctele 
noastre 

664
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:37,578
sa fie atat de derutate?

665
00:25:37,779 --> 00:25:39,179
Poate e un blestem!

666
00:25:39,180 --> 00:25:40,180
Serios, Carl

667
00:25:40,181 --> 00:25:42,281
Calmeaza-te!Chestii de aste se mai se intampla!

668
00:25:42,282 --> 00:25:43,482
Nu cred ca realizezi

669
00:25:43,483 --> 00:25:44,983
severitatea situatiei, Jimmy.

670
00:25:44,984 --> 00:25:46,984
Suntem exact de unde am pornit!

671
00:25:46,985 --> 00:25:49,385
Carl, iar ai un atac de anxietate!

672
00:25:49,386 --> 00:25:50,686
Acum, calmeaza-te, inainte ca

673
00:25:50,687 --> 00:25:53,287
sa te pleznesc!

674
00:25:53,288 --> 00:25:54,288
Cred ca trebuie sa-mi gasesc

675
00:25:54,289 --> 00:25:55,289
o noua pasarica.

676
00:25:55,290 --> 00:25:56,490
Stii.., aproape m-ai facut sa cred

677
00:25:56,491 --> 00:25:57,991
ca am nevoie de o femeie anul asta.

678
00:25:57,992 --> 00:25:59,492
Ei bine, asta nu va fi posibil anul asta

679
00:25:59,493 --> 00:26:01,093
pentru ca nu vom ajunge niciodata acolo

680
00:26:01,094 --> 00:26:02,094
Pentru ca suntem

681
00:26:02,095 --> 00:26:03,195
exact de unde am plecat!

682
00:26:03,196 --> 00:26:05,396
Fac asta pentru binele
tau, omule!

683
00:26:05,496 --> 00:26:08,996
CONTROLEAZA-TE!

684
00:26:08,997 --> 00:26:11,797
Am mers cateva mile
in cerc

685
00:26:13,898 --> 00:26:15,398
Astia sunt doi nebuni nenorociti

686
00:26:15,799 --> 00:26:16,599
Multumesc, Jimmy

687
00:26:16,600 --> 00:26:17,600
Aveam nevoie de asta!

688
00:26:17,601 --> 00:26:20,501
Adio, nebuni nenorociti

689
00:26:35,602 --> 00:26:37,602
Am fost un dezastru, nu e asa?

690
00:26:37,603 --> 00:26:38,603
Carl, e timpul sa megem inainte

691
00:26:44,704 --> 00:26:45,604
Buna, Steve!

692
00:26:46,005 --> 00:26:47,205
Carl, stiu ca te simti

693
00:26:47,206 --> 00:26:49,106
ca si cand nu apartii de undeva

694
00:26:49,107 --> 00:26:51,807
dar daca stai pe carare

695
00:26:51,808 --> 00:26:52,808
nu conteaza de cate ori

696
00:26:52,809 --> 00:26:54,409
o vei lua de la inceput.

697
00:26:54,410 --> 00:26:56,310
In special daca esti dus.

698
00:26:58,111 --> 00:26:59,911
Doar stai pe carare Carl

699
00:26:59,912 --> 00:27:01,912
si iti vei gasi drumul!

700
00:27:03,513 --> 00:27:05,113
Imi datorezi 250 de dolari!

701
00:27:05,214 --> 00:27:07,814
Cred ca asta a fost una din cele mai scurte

702
00:27:07,815 --> 00:27:08,815
terapii din istorie!

703
00:27:08,816 --> 00:27:10,316
Sunt confuz din nou!

704
00:27:10,317 --> 00:27:11,617
Oh.., Dumnezeule!

705
00:27:11,618 --> 00:27:12,618
Jimmy,pot sa-ti spun ceva
si promite-mi

706
00:27:12,619 --> 00:27:14,819
ca nu vei tipa la mine?

707
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:15,620
Voi incerca.

708
00:27:15,821 --> 00:27:16,821
Cateodata,

709
00:27:16,822 --> 00:27:17,822
asta ti-ar parea o nebunie

710
00:27:17,823 --> 00:27:20,923
cateodata, nu sunt sigur
care din noi doi vorbeste

711
00:27:21,024 --> 00:27:23,224
Asta, este nebunie!

712
00:27:23,425 --> 00:27:24,825
Eu vorbesc!

713
00:27:24,826 --> 00:27:25,826
Da, dar care dintre noi

714
00:27:25,827 --> 00:27:26,827
esti tu?

715
00:27:26,828 --> 00:27:28,328
Eu stau alturi de tine!

716
00:27:28,329 --> 00:27:29,929
La stanga s-au la dreapta

717
00:27:29,930 --> 00:27:31,230
La naiba!

718
00:27:31,231 --> 00:27:32,231
La dreapta!

719
00:27:32,232 --> 00:27:33,232
La dreapta mea, 

720
00:27:33,233 --> 00:27:34,233
sau la dreapta ta?

721
00:27:34,234 --> 00:27:35,734
Ai nevoie de medicamente!

722
00:27:35,735 --> 00:27:37,835
Jimmy, scuze ca intrerup,

723
00:27:37,836 --> 00:27:39,936
inteleg ce vrea sa spuna Carl

724
00:27:39,937 --> 00:27:41,337
Permiteti-mi sa ilustrez

725
00:27:41,338 --> 00:27:42,938
Tu esti la dreapta Jimmy

726
00:27:42,939 --> 00:27:45,139
dar defapt esti la dreapta spectatorilor

727
00:27:45,140 --> 00:27:48,140
dar acum esti la
stanga lui Carl

728
00:27:48,141 --> 00:27:49,441
Ia chestia asta de pe mine!

729
00:27:49,442 --> 00:27:50,442
Asculta

730
00:27:50,443 --> 00:27:51,443
orcine ai fi

731
00:27:51,444 --> 00:27:52,944
suntem in mijlocul unei aventuri aici.

732
00:27:52,945 --> 00:27:53,945
Nu am timp pentru

733
00:27:53,946 --> 00:27:54,946
argumentele tale

734
00:27:54,947 --> 00:27:56,247
si pentru intrupere.

735
00:27:55,948 --> 00:27:58,348
Sunt blocat intr-un film catastrofal!

736
00:27:58,449 --> 00:27:59,349
Acesta nu este un mod

737
00:27:59,350 --> 00:28:00,350
de a vorbi cu mine, prietene!

738
00:28:00,351 --> 00:28:02,351
Eu doar spuneam adevarul!

739
00:28:02,352 --> 00:28:03,552
Ei bine stii ce?

740
00:28:03,553 --> 00:28:05,853
Tu nu poti suporta adevarul!

741
00:28:05,854 --> 00:28:06,854
Grosolanule!

742
00:28:08,155 --> 00:28:09,955
Sar putea sa ai dreptate

743
00:28:09,956 --> 00:28:11,356
Sper sa nu crezi ca

744
00:28:11,357 --> 00:28:12,957
am vrut sa fiu nerespectos

745
00:28:12,958 --> 00:28:16,458
Sa nu se mai intample niciodata!

746
00:28:16,459 --> 00:28:17,459
Da, domnule!

747
00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:19,060
Siii....poti

748
00:28:19,061 --> 00:28:20,661
sa-mi spui grosolan

749
00:28:20,662 --> 00:28:21,562
de cate ori vrei tu!

750
00:28:21,563 --> 00:28:23,463
Nu ar trebui sa faci 
atata caz, Jimmy!

751
00:28:23,464 --> 00:28:25,264
Filmul asta a fost atat de greu de facut

752
00:28:25,265 --> 00:28:27,565
Grozav, acum il 
pupi in cur

753
00:28:27,766 --> 00:28:28,866
Vorbesc serios!

754
00:28:28,867 --> 00:28:30,867
Un scriitor a lucrat din 
geru la scenariul asta

755
00:28:31,768 --> 00:28:33,968
Scrierea este rescriere! La naiba!

756
00:28:35,369 --> 00:28:36,969
Si apoi a trebuit sa dea telefoane

757
00:28:36,970 --> 00:28:37,970
pentru a face rost de talente.

758
00:28:37,971 --> 00:28:38,971
Asculta, daca faci filmul asta

759
00:28:38,972 --> 00:28:39,972
iti voi da o insigna

760
00:28:39,973 --> 00:28:41,373
este roz si stralucitoare.

761
00:28:41,774 --> 00:28:43,574
A pus bani si a platit pentru tot.

762
00:28:43,575 --> 00:28:45,075
Este totul al meu!

763
00:28:46,576 --> 00:28:48,076
A facut toata contabilitatea

764
00:28:50,077 --> 00:28:51,977
ca sa nu depaseasca bugetul.

765
00:28:51,978 --> 00:28:53,778
A pastrat toate foile pt. ca toti sa fie platiti

766
00:28:58,179 --> 00:28:59,879
De unde ai invatat atatea

767
00:28:59,880 --> 00:29:01,080
despre industria filmelor?

768
00:29:03,381 --> 00:29:04,281
Stai...nu e ala grupul?

769
00:29:07,182 --> 00:29:07,582
Da!Este!

770
00:29:07,683 --> 00:29:09,983
A...scuze!

771
00:29:09,984 --> 00:29:11,884
Noi ne vom continua mica noastra calatorie,

772
00:29:12,285 --> 00:29:14,585
Asta este o idee buna!

773
00:29:14,586 --> 00:29:15,386
JIMBO!

774
00:29:19,587 --> 00:29:21,187
Hei..., baieti, suntem noi!

775
00:29:21,388 --> 00:29:22,188
Asteptati!

776
00:29:22,189 --> 00:29:24,989
Speranta lor este ca dupa acest ocol

777
00:29:24,990 --> 00:29:27,790
isi vor gasi drumul inapoi la ceilalti

778
00:29:27,791 --> 00:29:29,591
Dar este prea tarziu pentru uni!

779
00:29:29,592 --> 00:29:32,292
Periculoasa calatoria le-a 

780
00:29:32,293 --> 00:29:33,393
afectat mintile!

781
00:29:33,394 --> 00:29:34,394
Nu am nevoie de resul

782
00:29:34,395 --> 00:29:35,395
de nenorociti

783
00:29:35,396 --> 00:29:37,396
Am gasit un loc bun in Antarctica

784
00:29:37,397 --> 00:29:38,697
cu iarba sconcs

785
00:29:38,698 --> 00:29:39,698
ce ma va ajuta

786
00:29:39,699 --> 00:29:41,299
sa gasesc comoara din

787
00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,300
Madre Sierra

788
00:29:43,301 --> 00:29:46,801
Doar eu si doar eu singur, Juan Sanchez

789
00:29:46,802 --> 00:29:48,102
voi face aceasta descoperire

790
00:29:48,103 --> 00:29:49,103
si apoi

791
00:29:49,104 --> 00:29:50,404
voi fi faimos!

792
00:29:50,105 --> 00:29:52,505
Si sigur, ei vor fi acasa

793
00:29:52,506 --> 00:29:53,706
cu toate femeile,

794
00:29:53,707 --> 00:29:54,907
dar eu nu am nevoie

795
00:29:54,908 --> 00:29:55,908
de nici o femeie nenorocita!

796
00:29:58,309 --> 00:30:00,109
Iar alti,au devenit victimele

797
00:30:00,110 --> 00:30:02,210
eternului schimbator eco-sistem.

798
00:30:02,211 --> 00:30:04,611
La naiba, unde a disparut toata zapada?

799
00:30:04,612 --> 00:30:06,512
Este incalzirea globala!

800
00:30:06,513 --> 00:30:07,613
Asta este o porcarie!

801
00:30:07,614 --> 00:30:09,514
Baieti, veniti aici!

802
00:30:09,715 --> 00:30:12,315
Ooo..cacat, nu este zapada!

803
00:30:12,316 --> 00:30:13,316
Despre asta vorbeam!

804
00:30:13,317 --> 00:30:15,117
Este incalzirea globala!

805
00:30:15,118 --> 00:30:16,118
Cacat!

806
00:30:16,119 --> 00:30:17,319
Ce este incalzirea globala?

807
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,320
Sunt nenorocitii aia in costume

808
00:30:18,321 --> 00:30:21,321
care tot umbla pe aici

809
00:30:21,322 --> 00:30:22,322
si distrug totul.

810
00:30:22,323 --> 00:30:23,323
Da dar daca e mai cald nu 

811
00:30:23,324 --> 00:30:24,524
e mai bine pentru noi?

812
00:30:24,525 --> 00:30:26,325
Daaa...e mai bine daca dintr-o data

813
00:30:26,326 --> 00:30:27,326
vara este mai cald ghetari se vor topi si nu

814
00:30:27,327 --> 00:30:28,327
va mai exista vreun loc solid unde 

815
00:30:28,328 --> 00:30:30,928
sa stam decat in apa.

816
00:30:30,929 --> 00:30:31,929
Nu tipa,

817
00:30:31,930 --> 00:30:32,930
o sa starnesti o avalansa.

818
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:33,931
Cu ce?

819
00:30:33,932 --> 00:30:35,832
Nu e nici o zapada aici!

820
00:30:43,433 --> 00:30:44,733
Ce a fost asta?

821
00:30:45,334 --> 00:30:46,934
Ai tras un vant iar?

822
00:30:46,935 --> 00:30:47,935
Nu! Poate ai fost tu!

823
00:30:47,936 --> 00:30:49,336
Eu nu dau vanturi!

824
00:30:49,337 --> 00:30:50,637
Nu asa lucrez eu!

825
00:30:50,238 --> 00:30:53,538
Ori ma aptin, ori ii dau drumu exact aici!

826
00:30:53,539 --> 00:30:55,639
Ar trebui sa scrii romane de dragoste!

827
00:30:55,640 --> 00:30:56,840
Stii care este problema ta?

828
00:30:56,841 --> 00:30:57,841
Nu esti mandru

829
00:30:57,842 --> 00:30:59,342
sa fii un pinguin!

830
00:30:59,443 --> 00:31:01,443
Mandru sa fiu un pinguin?!?

831
00:31:01,444 --> 00:31:03,144
Oare de ce ne numesc pinguini?

832
00:31:03,145 --> 00:31:04,145
Si ce o insemna?

833
00:31:04,146 --> 00:31:05,346
Este un nume mare pentru noi nu este

834
00:31:05,347 --> 00:31:07,447
chiar atat de departe de adevar!

835
00:31:07,448 --> 00:31:08,448
Si ce ai vrea sa fii?

836
00:31:08,449 --> 00:31:09,449
Un berbec?

837
00:31:09,450 --> 00:31:11,250
Stii de ce se numesc berbeci?

838
00:31:12,951 --> 00:31:14,551
Cel putin sunt mai mobili decat noi

839
00:31:14,552 --> 00:31:15,552
noi nu putem face nimic.

840
00:31:15,553 --> 00:31:16,553
As prefera sa fiu un leu de mare

841
00:31:16,554 --> 00:31:17,554
decat un pinguin.

842
00:31:17,555 --> 00:31:18,555
Tu stii cati,

843
00:31:18,556 --> 00:31:19,556
lei de mare mor tineri,

844
00:31:19,557 --> 00:31:20,557
de la prea mult fumat si bautura?

845
00:31:20,558 --> 00:31:22,258
Leii de mare nu fumeaza!

846
00:31:22,259 --> 00:31:23,759
Si cum iti explici tipul ala pe care

847
00:31:23,760 --> 00:31:25,260
l-am vazut pe plaja,

848
00:31:25,261 --> 00:31:26,261
care avea tusea fumatorului!!

849
00:31:33,062 --> 00:31:34,262
Oo.., da

850
00:31:34,263 --> 00:31:35,863
Si dupaia a baut prea mult

851
00:31:35,864 --> 00:31:37,264
tii minte??

852
00:31:41,465 --> 00:31:43,465
Crede-ma, nu pierdem nimic!

853
00:31:43,466 --> 00:31:46,366
Imbatranim mai bine decat orce animal de pe planeta

854
00:31:46,367 --> 00:31:47,367
Ai vazut vreodata o testoasa

855
00:31:47,368 --> 00:31:48,368
care ajunge atat de batrana incat ca

856
00:31:48,369 --> 00:31:49,969
sa mearga are nevoie de un premergator?

857
00:31:49,970 --> 00:31:51,970
Nu e frumos de vazut asta, prietene!

858
00:32:02,171 --> 00:32:03,671
Ai dreptate, Jimmy

859
00:32:03,672 --> 00:32:05,972
Nu am fost destul de apreciativ!

860
00:32:05,973 --> 00:32:07,473
Acum te prinzi!

861
00:32:08,174 --> 00:32:10,174
Si asa calatoria continua.

862
00:32:11,275 --> 00:32:14,475
Nu sunt sigur! Dar asta stiu!

863
00:32:14,476 --> 00:32:15,476
Nu este sigur,

864
00:32:15,477 --> 00:32:16,477
dar asta stie!

865
00:32:16,478 --> 00:32:19,678
Pasarica de pinguin, este foarte rece!

866
00:32:22,979 --> 00:32:23,779
Pasarica de pinguin, este foarte rece!

867
00:32:23,780 --> 00:32:24,580
Jimmy nu este o pasarica de pinguin

868
00:32:27,981 --> 00:32:28,981
Carl are dreptate

869
00:32:28,982 --> 00:32:29,982
caci pasarica de pinguin

870
00:32:29,983 --> 00:32:31,883
este foarte ferbinte

871
00:32:34,284 --> 00:32:35,684
Strigati!!

872
00:32:35,685 --> 00:32:36,685
Sa te fu..!

873
00:32:41,986 --> 00:32:44,186
Soarele apune mai devreme acum,

874
00:32:44,187 --> 00:32:46,287
vremea devine mai rece

875
00:32:46,588 --> 00:32:47,488
si eu deabia astept

876
00:32:47,489 --> 00:32:49,089
sa termin inregistrarea porcariei astea

877
00:32:49,090 --> 00:32:49,890
si sa ma duc sa joc golf.

878
00:32:51,391 --> 00:32:52,291
Barbati se opresc

879
00:32:52,292 --> 00:32:53,192
pe la mijlocul calatoriei lor,

880
00:32:53,293 --> 00:32:54,293
pentru a se odihni

881
00:32:54,294 --> 00:32:55,294
si recupera.

882
00:32:55,295 --> 00:32:57,495
Unde e servitorul?

883
00:32:57,496 --> 00:32:58,996
Am nevoie de prosoape noi!

884
00:33:00,097 --> 00:33:01,097
Stai naibi departe

885
00:33:01,098 --> 00:33:01,498
de mine, am o mancarime.

886
00:33:01,499 --> 00:33:03,199
Cate o data elementele naturi

887
00:33:02,500 --> 00:33:04,400
arata ce au mai bun

888
00:33:04,401 --> 00:33:05,901
si pinguini batrani stiu 

889
00:33:05,902 --> 00:33:07,702
ca e vremea sa strige:

890
00:33:06,903 --> 00:33:09,303
Mi-au ingetat

891
00:33:09,304 --> 00:33:11,504
nucile pana la cadere!

892
00:33:11,505 --> 00:33:12,505
La naiba! Frigul face ca 

893
00:33:12,506 --> 00:33:14,706
toata lumea sa fie mai moftoroasa.

894
00:33:14,707 --> 00:33:16,207
Nu ai nici o idee

895
00:33:16,208 --> 00:33:17,408
prin ceea ce trec!!

896
00:33:17,409 --> 00:33:21,809
Esti intr-un studiou cald de inregistrari , din LA,

897
00:33:21,810 --> 00:33:24,310
find platit cu tone de bani!

898
00:33:24,311 --> 00:33:26,011
Nu suficient!

899
00:33:26,012 --> 00:33:28,512
Sunt sigur ca este o
cantitate respectabila

900
00:33:28,513 --> 00:33:29,513
NU SUFICIENT!

901
00:33:29,514 --> 00:33:32,514
Nu ma intreseaza!

902
00:33:32,515 --> 00:33:34,815
Pentru ca mi-au

903
00:33:35,016 --> 00:33:36,416
ingetat nucile aici.

904
00:33:36,417 --> 00:33:37,417
Nu te mai plange!

905
00:33:37,418 --> 00:33:39,018
Aici ai ales sa traiesti!

906
00:33:39,019 --> 00:33:40,019
Ales?!?

907
00:33:40,020 --> 00:33:41,220
Esti un idiot?!?

908
00:33:41,221 --> 00:33:44,221
De ce asi alege sa traiesc
intr-o vreme cu 80 de grade

909
00:33:44,222 --> 00:33:45,622
Pot continua?

910
00:33:45,623 --> 00:33:47,323
Cum pot sa te opresc!?

911
00:33:47,324 --> 00:33:49,724
Tu esti in insorita, California

912
00:33:49,725 --> 00:33:52,925
Si eu, aici in Antartica

913
00:33:52,926 --> 00:33:55,726
congelandu-mi nucile!!!

914
00:33:55,727 --> 00:33:57,527
POT CONTINUA?

915
00:33:59,228 --> 00:34:00,228
Ce s-a intaimplat?

916
00:34:00,229 --> 00:34:01,429
Ti-am spus

917
00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:03,430
nenorocitu naibi,

918
00:34:03,431 --> 00:34:05,131
dar tu ai continuat sa vorbesti,iar eu,

919
00:34:04,432 --> 00:34:09,132
mi-am ingetat nucile pana au cazut!

920
00:34:09,233 --> 00:34:11,533
Alea nu sunt nucile tale!!

921
00:34:11,534 --> 00:34:12,534
Ba da, sunt!

922
00:34:12,535 --> 00:34:14,735
Tu nu ai nuci

923
00:34:14,736 --> 00:34:16,136
doar o chestie ca o aripioara pe 

924
00:34:16,137 --> 00:34:17,637
care o folosesti ca penis.

925
00:34:17,738 --> 00:34:18,938
Stii ce?

926
00:34:18,939 --> 00:34:20,239
DU-TE NAIBI!!!

927
00:34:20,240 --> 00:34:23,340
Morgan Freeman are mai
mult talent decat tine

928
00:34:23,341 --> 00:34:26,341
si doar o alunita pe fund.

929
00:34:26,342 --> 00:34:27,342
Multumesc!

930
00:34:27,343 --> 00:34:29,443
Bucura-te de vremea polara!

931
00:34:29,444 --> 00:34:30,844
A inceput de curand!

932
00:34:30,845 --> 00:34:31,845
Nu ar trebui sa fie atat de greu pentru tine

933
00:34:31,846 --> 00:34:33,346
esti foarte batran

934
00:34:33,347 --> 00:34:35,747
si nucile tale sunt deja ingetate

935
00:34:35,748 --> 00:34:37,548
sau indiferent ce 
erau chestiile alea

936
00:34:37,549 --> 00:34:39,349
pentru ca pinguini NU AU NUCI!!

937
00:34:39,350 --> 00:34:42,850
DUUUU-TEEE NAIIIBIIII!

938
00:34:42,851 --> 00:34:44,351
Nu..!Du-te tu naibi idiot fara 

939
00:34:44,352 --> 00:34:45,252
nuci ce esti.

940
00:34:46,853 --> 00:34:47,553
Scuze!

941
00:34:49,354 --> 00:34:50,454
Este doar instinctul

942
00:34:50,455 --> 00:34:52,255
ce ii ghideaza spre locul
unde

943
00:34:52,256 --> 00:34:53,056
trebuie sa ajunga

944
00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:55,357
Ruta nu este niciodata la fel

945
00:34:55,358 --> 00:34:56,358
Vezi, Carl

946
00:34:56,359 --> 00:34:57,359
doar instinctul

947
00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,960
ca ne gideaza spre locul acela.

948
00:34:59,161 --> 00:35:00,161
Este adevarat!

949
00:35:00,162 --> 00:35:01,962
ruta nu este niciodata la fel!

950
00:35:05,263 --> 00:35:06,763
Ce a fost asta?

951
00:35:06,764 --> 00:35:07,764
Nu stiu, dar indiferent cine a fost

952
00:35:07,765 --> 00:35:08,765
pot fi sigur de un singur lucru

953
00:35:09,166 --> 00:35:11,466
I-au ingetat nucile!

954
00:35:12,367 --> 00:35:13,967
Ce este asta?

955
00:35:15,468 --> 00:35:17,568
Ar trebui sa fim ofensati?

956
00:35:18,369 --> 00:35:20,769
Ei bine, singurul lucru de care

957
00:35:20,770 --> 00:35:22,270
am fost cu adevarat ofensat a fost

958
00:35:22,271 --> 00:35:23,771
utilizarea excesiva a limbajului
sexual pervers

959
00:35:23,772 --> 00:35:25,872
si umorul lor scatologic de 
baie

960
00:35:27,273 --> 00:35:28,273
Bine spus, Ren�!

961
00:35:31,174 --> 00:35:33,674
Nu vad nimic!

962
00:35:33,675 --> 00:35:35,475
Zilele devin mai dure

963
00:35:35,576 --> 00:35:37,176
aerul devine mai rece.

964
00:35:37,477 --> 00:35:39,677
Si ce a ajuns de sufletele

965
00:35:39,678 --> 00:35:42,178
pinguinilor pierduti care 

966
00:35:42,179 --> 00:35:43,179
s-au departat de frati lor

967
00:35:43,180 --> 00:35:44,580
Eu sunt Juan Sanchez

968
00:35:44,581 --> 00:35:46,481
si escaladez pana in varf

969
00:35:46,482 --> 00:35:47,582
pana nu gasesc
comoara

970
00:35:47,583 --> 00:35:49,483
calatoria mea nu se va opri.

971
00:35:49,484 --> 00:35:51,384
Traiesc liber ca o pasare

972
00:35:51,385 --> 00:35:53,185
nu cunosc pe nimeni din rasa mea

973
00:35:53,186 --> 00:35:54,986
si nici macar nu imi pasa

974
00:35:54,987 --> 00:35:57,287
pentru ca am fumat atat de multa
iarba

975
00:35:57,288 --> 00:35:59,588
Si cand voi ajunge in varf

976
00:35:59,589 --> 00:36:00,589
voi sari de acolo

977
00:36:00,590 --> 00:36:02,390
si calatoria mea se va termina.

978
00:36:01,591 --> 00:36:04,491
Si nu voi face sex niciodata

979
00:36:04,492 --> 00:36:06,392
nu ma voi barbri

980
00:36:06,393 --> 00:36:08,293
si nu voi ajunge vreodata sa fiu

981
00:36:08,294 --> 00:36:09,194
ca gaura unei tarfe

982
00:36:08,395 --> 00:36:11,195
ca mine.

983
00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:14,296
Juan Sanchez e numele meu.

984
00:36:15,197 --> 00:36:16,397
Ti-am spus sa nu tipi

985
00:36:16,398 --> 00:36:18,198
toata partea aia de munte s-a prabusit

986
00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:19,199
Da, de parca e vina mea

987
00:36:19,200 --> 00:36:20,200
ca tot pamantul se topeste.

988
00:36:20,201 --> 00:36:21,601
Este doar un adevar inconvenient! Nu e asa?

989
00:36:21,602 --> 00:36:23,902
Cineva ar trebui sa-i spuna guvernului nostru

990
00:36:23,903 --> 00:36:27,203
sa nu mai arunce gunoaie la capatul pamantului

991
00:36:27,204 --> 00:36:29,404
inainte ca toata planeta sa se
transforme intrun jeleu nenorocit.

992
00:36:31,805 --> 00:36:34,105
Si asa duritatea naturi

993
00:36:34,106 --> 00:36:36,106
isi ia locul.

994
00:36:38,107 --> 00:36:39,507
Zilele se transforma

995
00:36:39,508 --> 00:36:42,108
in nopti si noptile in zile.

996
00:36:44,609 --> 00:36:45,709
Si zilele

997
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:48,010
se transforma in nopti

998
00:36:48,011 --> 00:36:49,911
Si apoi noptile se transforma
in zile

999
00:36:50,112 --> 00:36:53,612
si apoi zilele se transforma
in nopti si noptile in zile

1000
00:36:58,213 --> 00:37:00,813
Si apoi...Cantati cu mine!!!

1001
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:14,414
5 mile de la terenurile de reproducere

1002
00:37:17,315 --> 00:37:19,515
In sfarsit, un somn bun de noape, asa e?!

1003
00:37:19,516 --> 00:37:20,916
Acum putem sa megem mai departe.

1004
00:37:20,917 --> 00:37:22,717
Am fost treaz
toata noaptea

1005
00:37:22,818 --> 00:37:23,918
Am avut un cosmar.

1006
00:37:24,319 --> 00:37:25,519
Despre ce?

1007
00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:28,620
Ei bine, nu sunt aici

1008
00:37:28,621 --> 00:37:30,621
adica, nu sunt in Antartica.

1009
00:37:30,822 --> 00:37:32,122
Sunt un prizioner

1010
00:37:32,123 --> 00:37:35,723
Nu stiu unde, dar sunt 
intr-un fel de inchidere

1011
00:37:38,224 --> 00:37:39,824
Sunt blocat

1012
00:37:39,825 --> 00:37:41,825
Si oameni ma ridiculizau

1013
00:37:41,826 --> 00:37:42,826
Uita-te la tampitul si scundul

1014
00:37:42,827 --> 00:37:43,827
pinguin tati.

1015
00:37:43,828 --> 00:37:45,828
Este un haios dragut nenorocitu

1016
00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:47,429
nu e asa draga?

1017
00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:50,230
Era iadul pe pamant.

1018
00:37:50,231 --> 00:37:51,831
Waw...norocul nostu

1019
00:37:51,832 --> 00:37:53,632
este ca asemenea loc
nu exista

1020
00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:55,833
Ai dormit rau atata.

1021
00:37:55,834 --> 00:37:58,734
Hai Carl, sa ajungem
la sex

1022
00:37:58,735 --> 00:37:59,735
Jimmy, cred

1023
00:37:59,736 --> 00:38:00,736
ca ai o obsesie sexuala.

1024
00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:01,737
Nu nu am?

1025
00:38:01,738 --> 00:38:03,438
Stii cine are o obsesie sexuala?

1026
00:38:03,739 --> 00:38:05,939
O maimuta. O maimuta ar fu..
orce

1027
00:38:05,940 --> 00:38:07,940
la inceput se vede
ca doar se joaca, nu?

1028
00:38:07,941 --> 00:38:11,441
Ca tipu' asta, care vrea sa scoata
niste lapte din nuca asta de cocos

1029
00:38:11,442 --> 00:38:13,142
Vrea sa faca o gaura in ea

1030
00:38:13,143 --> 00:38:16,243
dar nu doar sa scoata laptele afara

1031
00:38:16,644 --> 00:38:18,544
Asta e o nebunie cu nuci! Daaaa...

1032
00:38:18,545 --> 00:38:20,545
Nuci de cocos

1033
00:38:20,546 --> 00:38:22,646
Nu ai vazut asta niciodata in

1034
00:38:22,647 --> 00:38:23,647
"Insula Supravietuitorilor"(emisiune)!!

1035
00:38:23,648 --> 00:38:24,648
Continua sa mergi, frate

1036
00:38:24,649 --> 00:38:26,649
Iti vom gasi o femeie

1037
00:38:26,650 --> 00:38:29,350
Si cand vom termina cu tine

1038
00:38:29,351 --> 00:38:32,051
o sa-mi iau una din acele

1039
00:38:32,852 --> 00:38:34,652
doua. Sunt Sidney!!

1040
00:38:40,253 --> 00:38:41,853
Inapoi la terenurile de imperechere

1041
00:38:41,854 --> 00:38:42,854
femeile pot simti

1042
00:38:42,855 --> 00:38:43,855
ca barbatii

1043
00:38:43,856 --> 00:38:44,856
sunt aproape la sfarsitul calatoriei.

1044
00:38:45,557 --> 00:38:48,257
Ele asteapta 
pline de anticipare

1045
00:38:49,358 --> 00:38:50,058
Daca un tip se uita la 

1046
00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:51,159
mine cum nu trebuie

1047
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:52,760
o sa-i scot ochii cu ciocu.

1048
00:38:52,761 --> 00:38:54,561
Ei bine, se vor aseza la coada pt tine Helen?

1049
00:38:54,562 --> 00:38:55,762
Si imediat dupa ce te vor vedea

1050
00:38:55,763 --> 00:38:57,163
vor crede ca Dumnezeu

1051
00:38:57,164 --> 00:38:58,764
le-a scos ochii cu ciocu!!

1052
00:38:58,765 --> 00:38:59,765
Vom vedea cine va gasi

1053
00:38:59,766 --> 00:39:02,066
un barbat si cine nu va gasi, tarfo!!

1054
00:39:02,667 --> 00:39:04,767
A tinut ea un barbat alaturi vreodata!!

1055
00:39:04,768 --> 00:39:05,768
Doar de gat!

1056
00:39:05,769 --> 00:39:06,769
O...a avut o data un sot.

1057
00:39:06,770 --> 00:39:07,770
Si ce s-a intamplat?

1058
00:39:07,771 --> 00:39:09,771
I-a scos ochii cu ciocu.

1059
00:39:09,772 --> 00:39:10,772
Tarfa aia, nu glumea!

1060
00:39:10,773 --> 00:39:13,273
Petrecerea asta o sa fie atat de fierbinte

1061
00:39:13,274 --> 00:39:16,074
eu am auzit ca petrecerea de dupa
va fi si mai fierbinte

1062
00:39:16,075 --> 00:39:17,075
dar cea de dupa, de dupa

1063
00:39:17,076 --> 00:39:18,476
va fi mai fierbinte decat
cea de dupa si de dupa

1064
00:39:20,277 --> 00:39:21,277
Da...dar am auzit ca dupa petrecere

1065
00:39:21,278 --> 00:39:22,278
va fi o petrecere VIP de dupa

1066
00:39:22,279 --> 00:39:23,279
sc ca va fi alta petrecere

1067
00:39:23,280 --> 00:39:25,180
dupa petrecere VIP de dupa.

1068
00:39:27,981 --> 00:39:29,381
Cine sunt acelea?

1069
00:39:29,382 --> 00:39:30,982
Sunt noile pinguini

1070
00:39:30,983 --> 00:39:34,183
Sunt fete dragute, dar ele nu stiu
decat de petreceri

1071
00:39:34,184 --> 00:39:36,084
Se pare ca tu cauti alceva,

1072
00:39:36,185 --> 00:39:37,785
adica ceva real, Melissa, fata mea'

1073
00:39:37,786 --> 00:39:39,386
Cred ca asata fac.

1074
00:39:39,387 --> 00:39:40,387
Cine mi-a folosit

1075
00:39:40,388 --> 00:39:41,388
servetelele sanitare.

1076
00:39:43,289 --> 00:39:44,189
2 mile de la terenurile de imperechere

1077
00:39:47,390 --> 00:39:49,890
Jimmy, putem sa ne
mai jucam o data

1078
00:39:49,891 --> 00:39:51,991
Ok.., piatra, foaie si foarfeca

1079
00:39:53,192 --> 00:39:55,292
De ce voi baieti continuati sa jucati asta?

1080
00:39:55,293 --> 00:39:56,593
Nu avem maini!

1081
00:39:56,594 --> 00:39:59,294
Cu noi este doar hartie, hartie, hartie.

1082
00:39:59,295 --> 00:40:00,995
In regula...e timpul ghicitorii

1083
00:40:00,996 --> 00:40:02,496
Oh..., iubesc ghicitorile.

1084
00:40:02,497 --> 00:40:04,197
Astea sunt jocuri de drum, Carl

1085
00:40:04,198 --> 00:40:05,598
joaca si tu.

1086
00:40:05,599 --> 00:40:07,999
Ce este negru si alb, si rosu
la interior

1087
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:09,000
Un ziar?

1088
00:40:09,901 --> 00:40:10,101
Nu.

1089
00:40:10,102 --> 00:40:11,302
Continua sa joci.

1090
00:40:11,303 --> 00:40:12,203
Mai incearca.

1091
00:40:12,404 --> 00:40:13,404
O zebra?

1092
00:40:13,405 --> 00:40:14,605
Nu

1093
00:40:14,606 --> 00:40:15,606
O minge de fotbal?

1094
00:40:15,607 --> 00:40:16,607
Nu..

1095
00:40:16,608 --> 00:40:17,608
Maicute?!

1096
00:40:17,609 --> 00:40:18,609
Nuuu

1097
00:40:19,010 --> 00:40:19,610
O zebra?!?

1098
00:40:20,011 --> 00:40:20,811
Ai spus asta

1099
00:40:21,912 --> 00:40:22,312
Black eyed peas?

1100
00:40:23,013 --> 00:40:23,213
Nu

1101
00:40:23,214 --> 00:40:25,614
Un delicios McSundae
cu o cireasa deasupra?

1102
00:40:26,115 --> 00:40:26,415
Nu

1103
00:40:27,116 --> 00:40:27,516
Marcus?

1104
00:40:28,117 --> 00:40:28,517
Nu, Carl

1105
00:40:28,518 --> 00:40:31,318
Adica ma refer la..., asta este Marcus?

1106
00:40:31,819 --> 00:40:32,419
Ce?

1107
00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:33,420
Asta este Marcus?

1108
00:40:33,621 --> 00:40:34,821
Asa cred!

1109
00:40:34,922 --> 00:40:36,722
Nu, nu cred ca e el.

1110
00:40:36,823 --> 00:40:38,023
Eu cred ca este el!

1111
00:40:38,024 --> 00:40:39,824
Asta e numai vina mea, Jimmy

1112
00:40:39,825 --> 00:40:40,825
Daca nu asi fi mancatat

1113
00:40:40,826 --> 00:40:41,826
toate acele ansoua,

1114
00:40:41,827 --> 00:40:42,927
nu asi fi dat un vant in fata lui

1115
00:40:42,928 --> 00:40:44,328
si nu ar fi mers inainte 

1116
00:40:44,329 --> 00:40:45,329
fara noi.

1117
00:40:45,330 --> 00:40:47,030
Iti spun....nu este Marcus!!

1118
00:40:49,531 --> 00:40:50,831
De ce dracu v-ati speriat

1119
00:40:51,332 --> 00:40:52,032
idiotilor.

1120
00:40:52,033 --> 00:40:53,033
Marcus?

1121
00:40:53,434 --> 00:40:54,934
Da asta sunt eu!

1122
00:40:54,935 --> 00:40:56,535
Cine dracu e ala?

1123
00:40:56,836 --> 00:40:57,936
Aaa..nu stiu!

1124
00:40:57,937 --> 00:40:58,937
Credeam...

1125
00:40:58,938 --> 00:41:01,738
Carl trece printr-o
perioada sensibila.

1126
00:41:01,739 --> 00:41:02,739
Eram ingrijorat

1127
00:41:02,740 --> 00:41:03,340
ca tu...

1128
00:41:03,341 --> 00:41:04,341
Ca eu ce?

1129
00:41:04,342 --> 00:41:05,342
Sa cad pe fata?

1130
00:41:05,343 --> 00:41:06,643
Si sa mor de un atac de cord

1131
00:41:06,344 --> 00:41:07,544
impiedicandu-ma de 

1132
00:41:07,545 --> 00:41:08,345
p... mea?!!

1133
00:41:08,346 --> 00:41:09,346
Aaa..., nu eu...

1134
00:41:10,047 --> 00:41:10,547
sunt doar fericit

1135
00:41:10,548 --> 00:41:11,348
ca esti bine, Marcus!

1136
00:41:11,749 --> 00:41:13,749
Ohh..., asta e frumos, Carl!

1137
00:41:13,750 --> 00:41:15,550
Acum, scoate-ti capu din fundu meu
tarfa de Brokeback Mountain 

1138
00:41:15,551 --> 00:41:17,251
Scuze!

1139
00:41:19,052 --> 00:41:20,752
Doar radeam de voi

1140
00:41:20,753 --> 00:41:21,753
A fost comic cand ai spus 

1141
00:41:21,754 --> 00:41:23,354
despre impedicatul de
propia p...

1142
00:41:24,055 --> 00:41:25,455
Ei bine.., nu a fost o gluma

1143
00:41:25,456 --> 00:41:26,756
Sunt cu adevarat norocos

1144
00:41:26,757 --> 00:41:28,557
Nu sunt eu unu care se lauda dar...

1145
00:41:28,558 --> 00:41:30,058
P... mea ne este atat de rusinoasa 

1146
00:41:30,059 --> 00:41:30,759
fata de mine

1147
00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:32,260
Nu arat asta la nimeni

1148
00:41:32,261 --> 00:41:34,361
dar, vazand ca suntei
atat de bucurosi ca ma vedeti

1149
00:41:35,162 --> 00:41:37,262
Bucurati-va ochi cu asta!

1150
00:41:42,263 --> 00:41:43,963
Sunt primul pinguin din istorie

1151
00:41:43,964 --> 00:41:45,864
care poate sa-si atinga degetele de la picioare

1152
00:41:46,165 --> 00:41:47,765
cu penisul

1153
00:41:47,966 --> 00:41:50,866
Asta...asta e foarte impresionant!

1154
00:41:50,867 --> 00:41:52,067
Sunt sigur ca femeile 

1155
00:41:52,068 --> 00:41:52,968
o gasesc adorabila

1156
00:41:53,969 --> 00:41:54,869
Femeile de anul trecut nu  pareau

1157
00:41:54,870 --> 00:41:56,370
sa se supere.

1158
00:41:58,671 --> 00:42:01,671
Ei haide! Doar glumeam
cu voi, DIN NOU!

1159
00:42:01,672 --> 00:42:02,672
Si chiar daca m-am dat la

1160
00:42:02,673 --> 00:42:03,673
femeile de anul trecut

1161
00:42:03,674 --> 00:42:05,574
in mod normal anul asta

1162
00:42:05,575 --> 00:42:06,575
nu ar mai putea merge.

1163
00:42:07,176 --> 00:42:08,876
Si in mod special dupa ce au fost ravasite

1164
00:42:08,877 --> 00:42:10,077
de...

1165
00:42:10,078 --> 00:42:12,178
ginganticul meu penis de pinguin.

1166
00:42:13,379 --> 00:42:14,479
Cred ca asta a fost un oximoron.

1167
00:42:14,480 --> 00:42:16,580
Orce ar fi...

1168
00:42:16,681 --> 00:42:19,081
a adus fericire pe fata 
multor milioane

1169
00:42:19,082 --> 00:42:21,982
Si mi-a tinut varfurile degetelor calde

1170
00:42:21,983 --> 00:42:23,683
prin multe ierni singuratice.

1171
00:42:24,284 --> 00:42:25,984
Ei bine...a fost bine ca v-am revazut baieti!

1172
00:42:25,985 --> 00:42:27,285
Si noi la fel!

1173
00:42:27,286 --> 00:42:29,086
Ne vedem "in interior",baieti

1174
00:42:29,087 --> 00:42:31,387
Si chiar ma refer la

1175
00:42:31,388 --> 00:42:32,188
"interior"

1176
00:42:47,989 --> 00:42:48,089
Hopa..!

1177
00:42:48,090 --> 00:42:49,590
Acum ce?

1178
00:42:49,791 --> 00:42:52,591
Voi baieti...mergeti in directia gresita

1179
00:42:52,892 --> 00:42:53,992
Nu..nu cred..ca..

1180
00:42:53,993 --> 00:42:56,193
terenurile de imperechere,

1181
00:42:56,194 --> 00:42:57,994
sunt drept inainte.

1182
00:42:58,895 --> 00:43:00,695
Drumurile sunt inchise!!

1183
00:43:01,996 --> 00:43:02,896
Nu par inchise!!

1184
00:43:02,897 --> 00:43:04,697
El spune ca drumurile sunt dechise, Wacker

1185
00:43:06,398 --> 00:43:08,098
Deci asa crede!

1186
00:43:08,299 --> 00:43:10,099
Uitati-va acolo desteptilor!

1187
00:43:12,100 --> 00:43:12,600
Asta nu era acolo

1188
00:43:12,601 --> 00:43:13,701
in urma cu cateva secunde.

1189
00:43:13,702 --> 00:43:15,602
Va sugerez sa facet ocolu

1190
00:43:15,603 --> 00:43:17,803
numai daca nu vreti sa va mancam pe toti

1191
00:43:17,904 --> 00:43:19,404
Nu poti sa ne mananci pe toti!

1192
00:43:19,405 --> 00:43:20,405
Ba da pot, Carl!

1193
00:43:20,406 --> 00:43:21,906
Ne poate manca pe toti

1194
00:43:21,907 --> 00:43:23,207
cu siguranta poate face asta.

1195
00:43:24,108 --> 00:43:25,308
Voi nu sunteti baieti buni!!

1196
00:43:25,309 --> 00:43:26,809
Ohhh, asta doare!!!

1197
00:43:26,810 --> 00:43:28,810
Daca nu asi fi fost un pradator rau

1198
00:43:28,811 --> 00:43:29,411
m-as fi simtit jignit.

1199
00:43:29,412 --> 00:43:31,612
Si acum...plecati de pe
pamantul nostru enevantilor!

1200
00:43:33,113 --> 00:43:34,613
Asta nu e drept!

1201
00:43:34,614 --> 00:43:36,014
Viata nu e dreapta cateodata, Carl!

1202
00:43:36,015 --> 00:43:37,115
Sper ca asta nu ne duce

1203
00:43:37,116 --> 00:43:38,116
prea departe de

1204
00:43:38,117 --> 00:43:39,117
calea cea buna.

1205
00:44:12,318 --> 00:44:14,618
Barbati au calatorit 70 de mile

1206
00:44:14,619 --> 00:44:15,919
pentru a ajunge
la acest moment

1207
00:44:15,920 --> 00:44:17,120
Intrarea pe

1208
00:44:16,921 --> 00:44:18,421
terenurile de imperechere.

1209
00:44:18,522 --> 00:44:20,122
Stii, cred ca era mai usor sa

1210
00:44:20,123 --> 00:44:21,223
fiu mancat de 

1211
00:44:21,224 --> 00:44:22,124
gasca ai de foci.

1212
00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:23,125
Stii...acuma s-a terminat

1213
00:44:23,126 --> 00:44:24,126
nu te mai vaicari.

1214
00:44:24,127 --> 00:44:25,127
Haide-ti, baieti

1215
00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:26,428
Sa ne face intrarea grandioasa.

1216
00:44:28,229 --> 00:44:29,429
Auziii...! Hei!

1217
00:44:29,430 --> 00:44:30,530
Ce?

1218
00:44:30,531 --> 00:44:31,031
Vreunu din voi

1219
00:44:31,032 --> 00:44:31,632
este intresat

1220
00:44:31,633 --> 00:44:32,233
sa cumpere niste bilete?

1221
00:44:32,234 --> 00:44:33,534
Am primul rand si centru.

1222
00:44:33,535 --> 00:44:34,635
Bilete pentru ce?

1223
00:44:34,636 --> 00:44:36,036
Nu se filmeaza chestia asta.

1224
00:44:36,037 --> 00:44:36,937
Ce zici de un ceas?

1225
00:44:36,938 --> 00:44:37,938
Vrei sa cumperi un ceas?

1226
00:44:37,939 --> 00:44:38,839
Noi nu avem incehieturi

1227
00:44:38,840 --> 00:44:40,640
O tequila, un fum

1228
00:44:40,641 --> 00:44:42,541
o bucata de foca,dvd-uri cu "Pinguins gone wild"

1229
00:44:42,542 --> 00:44:43,442
fete de la liceu care fac chestii reale 


1230
00:44:43,443 --> 00:44:44,643
de care tatii nu ar fi fericiti deloc

1231
00:44:45,144 --> 00:44:46,244
Pleaca!

1232
00:44:49,445 --> 00:44:49,945
Stii ce, Carl,

1233
00:44:49,946 --> 00:44:52,046
cred ca ti-au revenit puterile

1234
00:44:54,547 --> 00:44:55,147
Sacuzati-ma,

1235
00:44:55,148 --> 00:44:57,448
nu pot sa va las sa treceti.

1236
00:44:57,649 --> 00:44:58,549
Cine esti tu?

1237
00:44:58,550 --> 00:44:59,550
Eu sunt o morsa

1238
00:45:00,351 --> 00:45:03,851
Domnule, am mers 70 mile
ca sa ajungem aici

1239
00:45:03,852 --> 00:45:04,852
Nu putem sa ne intoarcem inapoi acum

1240
00:45:05,053 --> 00:45:06,153
Stiti parola?

1241
00:45:06,154 --> 00:45:07,954
Nimeni nu nea a zis nimc
despre vreo' parola

1242
00:45:08,455 --> 00:45:10,255
Stiti Codul lui da Vinci?

1243
00:45:10,256 --> 00:45:12,256
Am citit o copie primele 30 secunde
dar nu prea am inteles

1244
00:45:13,257 --> 00:45:14,157
Asta e parola

1245
00:45:14,658 --> 00:45:15,358
Haide-ti, treceti!

1246
00:45:17,959 --> 00:45:18,759
Jimmy, cum ai citit o copie

1247
00:45:19,060 --> 00:45:19,760
a Codului lui da Vinci?

1248
00:45:20,261 --> 00:45:20,961
Nu am facut asta!

1249
00:45:20,962 --> 00:45:22,662
Cartea e pe caseta.

1250
00:45:27,963 --> 00:45:28,763
Toti acesti pinguini

1251
00:45:28,764 --> 00:45:31,164
s-au strans pe acelasi loc

1252
00:45:31,165 --> 00:45:32,365
unde s-au nascut.

1253
00:45:32,366 --> 00:45:33,966
Zidurile mari de ghiata

1254
00:45:33,367 --> 00:45:35,867
ii protejeaza de vanturile
reci de altitudine

1255
00:45:35,668 --> 00:45:36,768
si ghiata groasa

1256
00:45:36,769 --> 00:45:37,869
de sub picioarele lor

1257
00:45:37,670 --> 00:45:39,270
care ii tine departe pe noi nascuti lor

1258
00:45:39,271 --> 00:45:41,071
sa fie trasi catre apele reci de dedesupt.

1259
00:45:41,272 --> 00:45:43,972
Totul,este construit pentru asta.

1260
00:45:44,973 --> 00:45:45,773
Buna ziua, doamnelor!

1261
00:45:47,074 --> 00:45:47,774
Oh, Doamne uite-i ca vin!!

1262
00:45:47,775 --> 00:45:48,875
Cum arat!

1263
00:45:48,876 --> 00:45:49,876
Arati fierbinte?

1264
00:45:49,877 --> 00:45:50,877
Chiar asa!

1265
00:45:50,878 --> 00:45:51,878
Multumesc?

1266
00:45:51,879 --> 00:45:52,879
draga..

1267
00:45:53,080 --> 00:45:54,980
Ooo.., el e dragut!

1268
00:45:56,181 --> 00:45:57,281
Nu.., prea scund!

1269
00:45:58,282 --> 00:45:59,482
Ce zici de celalalt?

1270
00:46:01,383 --> 00:46:02,683
Nu...prea gras!

1271
00:46:02,684 --> 00:46:03,784
Waw...! Uita-te la

1272
00:46:03,785 --> 00:46:05,585
fundul aluia!

1273
00:46:07,186 --> 00:46:08,586
Vino aici, iubitule!

1274
00:46:10,187 --> 00:46:11,187
Stai...yuuu...

1275
00:46:11,188 --> 00:46:12,188
mai bine nu!

1276
00:46:12,189 --> 00:46:13,189
Prea tarziu!

1277
00:46:14,890 --> 00:46:15,990
Buna, fetelor!

1278
00:46:15,991 --> 00:46:18,691
Eu sunt Jimmy si el este prietenul meu Carl

1279
00:46:19,292 --> 00:46:20,292
Buna

1280
00:46:20,293 --> 00:46:21,293
Buna, eu sunt Vick

1281
00:46:21,294 --> 00:46:23,194
Buna.. Melissa

1282
00:46:24,395 --> 00:46:26,095
Am renutat pentru todeauna

1283
00:46:26,096 --> 00:46:28,096
sa te ating

1284
00:46:28,097 --> 00:46:32,197
pentru ca stiu ca ma vei
simti in curand.

1285
00:46:33,598 --> 00:46:35,498
Hei...Carl, de ce nu le povestesti
fetelor

1286
00:46:35,499 --> 00:46:38,499
despre intalnirea noastra
cu focile leopard?

1287
00:46:39,600 --> 00:46:42,500
Esti ce mai aproape de rai

1288
00:46:42,501 --> 00:46:44,601
si eu nu voi fi niciodata

1289
00:46:44,602 --> 00:46:48,902
Si nu vreau sa plec acasa acum

1290
00:46:49,503 --> 00:46:50,203
Esti bine?

1291
00:46:50,204 --> 00:46:51,204
Scuze

1292
00:46:51,205 --> 00:46:52,205
Eu adimtam...a ta..

1293
00:46:52,206 --> 00:46:53,206
A mea ce?

1294
00:46:53,207 --> 00:46:56,807
A..., ta..., a ta...

1295
00:46:56,808 --> 00:46:57,808
A ei ce?

1296
00:46:57,809 --> 00:46:59,609
Esti cea mai aproape de rai

1297
00:46:59,610 --> 00:47:01,010
fata de mine

1298
00:47:01,011 --> 00:47:01,911
Si nu vreau sa plec acasa acum?

1299
00:47:02,712 --> 00:47:04,012
Asta e dintr-un cantec,
nu e asa?

1300
00:47:04,013 --> 00:47:05,013
Este???

1301
00:47:06,114 --> 00:47:06,414
Haide Melissa,

1302
00:47:06,415 --> 00:47:09,815
I-am spus lui Helen
ca ne intalnim la bar?

1303
00:47:09,816 --> 00:47:10,316
Tii minte? Am facut noi asta?

1304
00:47:10,317 --> 00:47:10,917
Da...

1305
00:47:10,918 --> 00:47:13,918
Ei bine, a fost placut sa vorbim cu voi baieti.

1306
00:47:14,119 --> 00:47:16,919
Poate o sa ne vedem mai tarziu.

1307
00:47:22,220 --> 00:47:23,720
Crezi ca tipul ala

1308
00:47:23,721 --> 00:47:24,721
te place?

1309
00:47:24,722 --> 00:47:25,722
Dumnezeule credeam ca o sa aiba un
atac de cord.

1310
00:47:27,023 --> 00:47:27,823
Nu am vazut niciodata

1311
00:47:27,824 --> 00:47:29,824
pe cineva care sa se prosteasca atat

1312
00:47:29,825 --> 00:47:31,125
de repede ca acum.

1313
00:47:31,326 --> 00:47:33,026
Este cea mai frumoasa fata
pe care am vazut-o!

1314
00:47:33,027 --> 00:47:34,327
Si a plecat!

1315
00:47:34,328 --> 00:47:35,328
Sa fie cu alcineva inafara de tine!

1316
00:47:35,529 --> 00:47:37,329
Pentru ca tu te-ai purtat

1317
00:47:37,330 --> 00:47:38,730
ca un

1318
00:47:38,731 --> 00:47:39,731
idiot fatalau.

1319
00:47:39,732 --> 00:47:40,732
Dar cred ca inca pot salva asta

1320
00:47:40,733 --> 00:47:41,733
Poti?

1321
00:47:41,734 --> 00:47:42,934
Carl, sunt cel mai bun prieten al tau,

1322
00:47:42,935 --> 00:47:43,935
ai fost deprimat timp de 70 de mile

1323
00:47:43,936 --> 00:47:45,636
dar iata-te aici

1324
00:47:45,636 --> 00:47:47,636
facund o pasiune pentru prima
fata pe care o intalnesti!?

1325
00:47:47,637 --> 00:47:48,037
Asta este un miracol!

1326
00:47:48,538 --> 00:47:50,138
Nu cred ca este 
doar o pasiune,

1327
00:47:50,139 --> 00:47:52,439
cred ca m-am indragostit de ea!

1328
00:47:52,440 --> 00:47:53,440
Tu mi-ai spus ca,

1329
00:47:53,441 --> 00:47:54,941
cand o voi gasi voi sti?

1330
00:47:54,942 --> 00:47:56,442
Ei bine, stiu Jimmy

1331
00:47:57,243 --> 00:47:58,643
Este dragoste!

1332
00:47:58,744 --> 00:47:59,644
Dragoste?!?!?!

1333
00:47:59,645 --> 00:48:02,045
Da Jimmmy, dragoste!

1334
00:48:02,646 --> 00:48:04,346
Defapt, singurul motiv 

1335
00:48:04,347 --> 00:48:06,347
pentru care fac pinguini aceasta calatorie,

1336
00:48:06,348 --> 00:48:06,948
este pentru dragoste!

1337
00:48:06,949 --> 00:48:10,849
Da poate fi si dragostea pentru
insasi ritualul de inperechere,

1338
00:48:10,850 --> 00:48:14,050
dar,acest lucru este tranzitoriu
la orce specie

1339
00:48:14,051 --> 00:48:16,351
cu exceptia, speciilor foarte religioase

1340
00:48:16,352 --> 00:48:18,152
cu culturi stricte ca abilitatea

1341
00:48:18,252 --> 00:48:19,952
de a rationa ca uni oameni

1342
00:48:19,753 --> 00:48:21,453
care vad sexul doar

1343
00:48:21,454 --> 00:48:22,354
un mijloc de a procrea

1344
00:48:24,455 --> 00:48:24,955
Cine esti tu?

1345
00:48:24,956 --> 00:48:26,156
Eu sunt Sheila!

1346
00:48:26,157 --> 00:48:28,157
Am avut 5 soti
si 4 copii

1347
00:48:28,358 --> 00:48:30,858
unul din sotii mei tragea cu gloante oarbe

1348
00:48:30,859 --> 00:48:31,859
Imi pare rau!

1349
00:48:32,060 --> 00:48:33,960
E in regula, se mai intampla.

1350
00:48:33,961 --> 00:48:34,961
Deci eu cred ca ai

1351
00:48:34,962 --> 00:48:37,762
pus punctul pe "I" despre teoria
dragostei dintre animale

1352
00:48:37,763 --> 00:48:39,963
Eu am fost indragostita
de doi dintre

1353
00:48:39,964 --> 00:48:41,764
cei 5 soti ai mei.

1354
00:48:41,765 --> 00:48:42,765
Asta este frumos!

1355
00:48:42,865 --> 00:48:44,065
Dar nici unul dintre ei

1356
00:48:44,066 --> 00:48:46,166
nu ma facut sa explodez
ca Herbie al meu.

1357
00:48:46,167 --> 00:48:47,167
Multumesc, Sheila!

1358
00:48:47,168 --> 00:48:47,768
Nu.... stai asta e

1359
00:48:47,769 --> 00:48:48,769
momentul meu

1360
00:48:48,770 --> 00:48:49,970
Spunele tuturor nenorocitilor aia

1361
00:48:49,971 --> 00:48:51,171
care se uita in cinematografele

1362
00:48:51,172 --> 00:48:52,972
de acasa si privesc DVD Buttman

1363
00:48:52,173 --> 00:48:54,573
cum este viata

1364
00:48:54,574 --> 00:48:56,174
Trebuie sa ne intoarcem
la povestea noastra

1365
00:48:56,175 --> 00:48:58,175
Va dau eu o poveste nenorocita!!!

1366
00:48:58,176 --> 00:48:59,776
Am mai multe linii in jurul

1367
00:48:59,777 --> 00:49:02,177
uterului decat ai tu pe
cv-ul tau.

1368
00:49:02,178 --> 00:49:04,378
E timpul sa spui LA REVEDERE, Sheila!

1369
00:49:04,379 --> 00:49:07,379
Ritualul de imperechere
e pe punctul de a incepe....

1370
00:49:07,780 --> 00:49:07,880
Statii.....!!!

1371
00:49:08,181 --> 00:49:11,081
Imi pare ata de rau..

1372
00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:12,582
ca a trebuit sa vedeti asta.

1373
00:49:12,583 --> 00:49:14,683
Imi pare rau ca
trebuie sa vedeti si asta.

1374
00:49:15,084 --> 00:49:16,384
Continua sa faci asta, iubito!

1375
00:49:20,985 --> 00:49:22,085
Stiti...., nu am facut-o

1376
00:49:22,086 --> 00:49:24,586
niciodata cu doua femei inainte!
Voi doua vreti o bucatica din actiunea asta?

1377
00:49:24,587 --> 00:49:25,587
Nu, multumim!

1378
00:49:25,588 --> 00:49:26,588
Dar e dragut nu e asa?!

1379
00:49:26,589 --> 00:49:29,189
Hei.., e bine si cu
una din voi doua!

1380
00:49:29,190 --> 00:49:31,190
YUU...,  este atat de scarbos 
si atat de batran.

1381
00:49:31,191 --> 00:49:32,891
Cred ca am nevoie de o punga!

1382
00:49:32,892 --> 00:49:34,192
Toate sunt niste tarfe!

1383
00:49:34,193 --> 00:49:36,193
Imi place scluptura din
gheata de langa bar!

1384
00:49:37,894 --> 00:49:39,594
Stii, am cam inceput
sa ma satur de 

1385
00:49:39,595 --> 00:49:40,595
toata chestia asta

1386
00:49:40,596 --> 00:49:42,096
petrecerea asta e cam pe duca.

1387
00:49:43,497 --> 00:49:46,097
Heii..., unde este
tipul ce sensibil?

1388
00:49:47,498 --> 00:49:49,398
Ei bine...bunaaaa!

1389
00:49:49,399 --> 00:49:50,499
Buna, Marcus

1390
00:49:50,500 --> 00:49:51,400
Care e treaba?

1391
00:49:51,401 --> 00:49:53,401
Asta vroiam sa
spun

1392
00:49:53,402 --> 00:49:54,402
este ca paradisul

1393
00:49:54,403 --> 00:49:55,403
cand se incinge

1394
00:49:55,404 --> 00:49:56,404
pana la fierbere.

1395
00:49:56,405 --> 00:49:57,405
Imi aminteste de scenele de sex din

1396
00:49:57,406 --> 00:49:58,906
"Eyes Wide Shut"(film).

1397
00:49:58,907 --> 00:50:00,307
Voi baieti ati vazut filmul ala?

1398
00:50:00,508 --> 00:50:02,108
Daoua naibi de porcarie!!!

1399
00:50:02,109 --> 00:50:03,809
Nu am venit aici doar sa ma uit

1400
00:50:03,810 --> 00:50:04,610
scuzati-ma, domnilor!

1401
00:50:12,011 --> 00:50:12,611
Sunt Marcus!

1402
00:50:12,612 --> 00:50:13,612
Sunt Vick!

1403
00:50:13,713 --> 00:50:14,613
Si tu?

1404
00:50:14,614 --> 00:50:16,514
plec..

1405
00:50:16,515 --> 00:50:17,615
stai....

1406
00:50:19,016 --> 00:50:20,616
Si..ce ai in minte, Marcus?

1407
00:50:21,717 --> 00:50:23,417
Sunt mandru sa-ti
arat, Vick

1408
00:50:23,518 --> 00:50:26,418
asta o sa vorbeasca, mai tare decat cuvintele.

1409
00:50:28,419 --> 00:50:31,419
Asta...asta o sa doara

1410
00:50:31,420 --> 00:50:33,720
Nu mia ranit femeia
anul trecut

1411
00:50:34,021 --> 00:50:36,121
Odihneasca-se in pace!

1412
00:50:36,722 --> 00:50:38,422
Oooo... Doar glumeam cu tine!

1413
00:50:41,023 --> 00:50:41,923
Esti haios!

1414
00:50:42,024 --> 00:50:44,624
Sfinte sisoaie! Marcus e bun
rau!

1415
00:50:44,725 --> 00:50:47,425
Si are abilitati subtile pentru preludiu

1416
00:50:47,426 --> 00:50:48,626
Da..., Marcus,..o daa....

1417
00:50:48,627 --> 00:50:51,127
Ar fi bine sa stii s-o manuiesti baiete

1418
00:50:51,128 --> 00:50:52,128
esti atat de "bossy"...

1419
00:50:52,329 --> 00:50:55,629
Ohhh, Marcus stai pe mine..uhh...

1420
00:50:57,230 --> 00:50:57,830
Uita-te la tehnica aia!

1421
00:50:57,531 --> 00:51:00,931
Nu stiu cum tolereaza
chestia asta.

1422
00:51:01,732 --> 00:51:04,132
Hai sa facem niste oua inpreuna, draga!

1423
00:51:04,133 --> 00:51:05,133
Cu siguranta au pornito!

1424
00:51:05,734 --> 00:51:07,034
Saraca fata! O sa mearga la stanga

1425
00:51:07,235 --> 00:51:08,235
tot resul vieti ei!


1426
00:51:08,336 --> 00:51:10,636
Jimmy, ai vazut unde s-a dus Melissa?

1427
00:51:11,137 --> 00:51:12,337
Hai sa mergem sa o cautam, frate.

1428
00:51:12,538 --> 00:51:13,838
Am o piesa!

1429
00:51:17,139 --> 00:51:18,539
Cand chimia se intampla

1430
00:51:16,740 --> 00:51:20,140
nu ai cum sa lupti impotriva ei

1431
00:51:20,341 --> 00:51:22,241
Cei care sunt meniti sa fie impreuna

1432
00:51:22,242 --> 00:51:24,142
intr-un fel sau altu se gasesc unul pe altul

1433
00:51:24,143 --> 00:51:26,443
Cu siguranta, e misto sa intalnesti
o fata personal

1434
00:51:26,444 --> 00:51:27,444
vreau sa spun

1435
00:51:27,445 --> 00:51:29,245
adica...nu stiu! Obisnuiam sa

1436
00:51:28,446 --> 00:51:30,246
cunosc oameni
on-line.

1437
00:51:30,247 --> 00:51:31,247
Ce este on-line?

1438
00:51:31,248 --> 00:51:33,648
Este...un loc unde o gramanda de barbati si femei

1439
00:51:33,649 --> 00:51:35,149
carora le e frica sa se intalneasca

1440
00:51:35,150 --> 00:51:35,950
fata in fata

1441
00:51:36,050 --> 00:51:36,850
stau la toate orele nopti

1442
00:51:36,851 --> 00:51:38,151
vorbind cu

1443
00:51:38,052 --> 00:51:39,052
persoane pe 
pe care nu le cunosc

1444
00:51:39,053 --> 00:51:40,653
pentru ca se simt mai in siguranta

1445
00:51:40,054 --> 00:51:42,954
decat sa vorbeasca cu ele in
mod personal.

1446
00:51:42,955 --> 00:51:44,055
Am intarziat la intalnirea cu prieteni,

1447
00:51:44,056 --> 00:51:46,156
a fost placut sa vorbesc cu tine.

1448
00:51:47,057 --> 00:51:49,257
Este pentru ca respiratia mea 
miroase ca un cur?

1449
00:51:51,158 --> 00:51:51,458
Aaa..buna..buna...

1450
00:51:51,459 --> 00:51:54,359
Stiu ca probabil crezi
ca sunt dezgustator

1451
00:51:54,360 --> 00:51:55,360
dar..ei bine....

1452
00:51:55,361 --> 00:51:56,361
trebuie sa cunoastem pe cineva

1453
00:51:56,362 --> 00:51:57,562
si ma gandeam ca poate...poate..

1454
00:51:57,563 --> 00:51:58,663
ai vrea sa te cuplezi cu mine

1455
00:51:58,664 --> 00:52:00,164
si sa ai un copil cu mine?

1456
00:52:00,165 --> 00:52:01,965
O da, esti perfect pentru mine

1457
00:52:01,966 --> 00:52:02,966
Sunt?!?!

1458
00:52:02,967 --> 00:52:05,367
Chiar cautam un tip nesigur
si asexual

1459
00:52:05,368 --> 00:52:07,068
al carui respect de sine scazut

1460
00:52:07,069 --> 00:52:09,869
depaseste cu mult lipsa mea de
atractie sexuala pentru el.

1461
00:52:09,970 --> 00:52:11,570
Dulce!

1462
00:52:11,571 --> 00:52:13,871
Heii..., pot sa ma alatur
la odihna voastra?

1463
00:52:13,872 --> 00:52:14,672
Nuuuu!

1464
00:52:14,673 --> 00:52:15,973
Nu va deranjeaza daca doar

1465
00:52:15,974 --> 00:52:18,874
stau aici si urinez
pe voi patru?

1466
00:52:19,175 --> 00:52:20,575
Continua sa faci asta, iubire!

1467
00:52:20,576 --> 00:52:21,576
Fa asta pentru tata!

1468
00:52:27,377 --> 00:52:30,077
Femeilor sunt cu adevarat infometate

1469
00:52:30,078 --> 00:52:31,878
Imediat ce sezonul de imperechere s-a terminat

1470
00:52:31,879 --> 00:52:33,779
Vor face aceasi lunga calatorie 

1471
00:52:33,780 --> 00:52:34,880
pe care au facut-o si barbati

1472
00:52:34,881 --> 00:52:35,981
catre ocean

1473
00:52:35,982 --> 00:52:36,982
unde in final se vor hrani.

1474
00:52:37,983 --> 00:52:38,683
Dar acum, este timpul

1475
00:52:38,684 --> 00:52:41,384
sa se imperecheze.

1476
00:52:41,585 --> 00:52:43,285
Hey.., cum te numesti?

1477
00:52:45,186 --> 00:52:46,086
Melissa

1478
00:52:46,287 --> 00:52:47,487
Numele meu este Jaime

1479
00:52:47,688 --> 00:52:49,988
Eu nu ma joc jocuri

1480
00:52:50,389 --> 00:52:52,889
O sa fiu sincer si o sa te intreb din prima

1481
00:52:52,891 --> 00:52:54,091
Vrei sa o facem?

1482
00:52:54,092 --> 00:52:55,192
Asta este atat de gretos?

1483
00:52:55,193 --> 00:52:56,693
Uh...,si tu esti sincera!

1484
00:52:56,694 --> 00:52:57,794
imi place asta!

1485
00:52:57,795 --> 00:52:59,295
Esti dezgustator!

1486
00:52:59,296 --> 00:53:00,496
Scuza-ma!

1487
00:53:01,397 --> 00:53:01,997
Hei..unde pleci?

1488
00:53:03,598 --> 00:53:04,998
Buna, numele meu este Jaime

1489
00:53:05,099 --> 00:53:06,399
si nu joc jocuri.

1490
00:53:06,600 --> 00:53:08,700
Voi fi sincer si iti voi spune adevarul!

1491
00:53:10,001 --> 00:53:11,101
Nu o vad pe Melissa nicaieri!

1492
00:53:11,102 --> 00:53:12,102
O vom gasi.

1493
00:53:12,203 --> 00:53:13,603
Sunt milioane de pinguini aici.

1494
00:53:13,604 --> 00:53:15,404
Si toti sunt niste ciudati, Carl?

1495
00:53:15,605 --> 00:53:17,705
Spune-mi numele...spune-mi numele, tarfo!!!

1496
00:53:17,906 --> 00:53:19,106
Uita-te in ochi mei!!

1497
00:53:19,107 --> 00:53:20,107
Cine e taticul tau...?

1498
00:53:20,108 --> 00:53:21,108
Spune-mi numele....

1499
00:53:21,109 --> 00:53:22,109
Ok, Malvin

1500
00:53:22,110 --> 00:53:23,110
Ohhh...daaaa

1501
00:53:23,111 --> 00:53:24,311
Spune-mi numele!!!

1502
00:53:24,312 --> 00:53:25,312
Malvinnnn

1503
00:53:25,513 --> 00:53:26,813
Ohhh, daaaaa....

1504
00:53:26,814 --> 00:53:27,814
Spune-l.....

1505
00:53:28,015 --> 00:53:30,615
MAAALLLVVIIINNNNNNN

1506
00:53:30,816 --> 00:53:32,616
Sunt toate felurile

1507
00:53:32,817 --> 00:53:34,217
UAU..., uita-te la personajele 

1508
00:53:34,218 --> 00:53:36,018
alea de desen animat!

1509
00:53:36,019 --> 00:53:37,719
Nici nu par reali!

1510
00:53:37,720 --> 00:53:39,120
Ohh...,tot timpul asta petrecut pe mare

1511
00:53:39,121 --> 00:53:41,221
am tot visat momentul
asta.

1512
00:53:41,222 --> 00:53:42,422
Nu sunt dispusa... 

1513
00:53:42,523 --> 00:53:44,323
Sora ta era dispusa.

1514
00:53:44,324 --> 00:53:46,224
Ma duc sa o vad pe ea.

1515
00:53:47,825 --> 00:53:49,525
Ce s-o fi intamplat cu dragostea?

1516
00:53:49,526 --> 00:53:50,426
Ce s-o fi intamplat

1517
00:53:50,427 --> 00:53:51,427
cu cina si filmul?

1518
00:53:51,428 --> 00:53:52,628
Toata lumea de pe pamanta
face sex

1519
00:53:52,629 --> 00:53:53,529
mai putin noi!

1520
00:53:53,730 --> 00:53:55,030
Acum exagerezi

1521
00:53:54,531 --> 00:53:56,431
nu, nu fac asta, uita-te..

1522
00:53:57,132 --> 00:53:58,432
Tu si eu, baby

1523
00:53:58,433 --> 00:54:00,533
nu suntem decat animale

1524
00:54:00,534 --> 00:54:01,434
si hai sa o facem

1525
00:54:01,435 --> 00:54:02,335
cum o fac ele

1526
00:54:02,336 --> 00:54:03,336
la Discovery Channell

1527
00:54:15,637 --> 00:54:16,937
Trebuie sa aflu cine este cel

1528
00:54:16,938 --> 00:54:18,338
care a pus la cale acel eveniment

1529
00:54:21,239 --> 00:54:22,539
Asteapta, Jimmy

1530
00:54:22,740 --> 00:54:23,940
aia este Melissa.

1531
00:54:23,941 --> 00:54:24,941
Ce fac acum?

1532
00:54:24,942 --> 00:54:25,942
Lasa-ma pe mine sa fac asta

1533
00:54:25,943 --> 00:54:27,143
poate ca ma laud prea mult

1534
00:54:27,144 --> 00:54:28,944
dar sunt cel mai bun petitor in viata.

1535
00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,045
Hei..., Melissa, nu?

1536
00:54:36,346 --> 00:54:37,746
Jimmy, nu?

1537
00:54:37,747 --> 00:54:38,747
Da

1538
00:54:38,748 --> 00:54:39,748
Prietena ta, Vick

1539
00:54:39,749 --> 00:54:42,049
s-a cuplat cu prietenul nostru Marcus

1540
00:54:42,050 --> 00:54:43,050
Da, asa e

1541
00:54:43,051 --> 00:54:45,451
Uite, prietenul meu Carl de acolo,

1542
00:54:45,452 --> 00:54:46,852
poate ti s-a parut

1543
00:54:46,853 --> 00:54:48,853
un complet idiot inainte

1544
00:54:48,854 --> 00:54:50,154
Dar a fost din cauza....din cauza

1545
00:54:50,154 --> 00:54:51,254
ca nu a stiut...

1546
00:54:51,255 --> 00:54:52,455
ce sa-ti zica.

1547
00:54:54,556 --> 00:54:56,056
Bine, spune-i ca inteleg

1548
00:54:56,057 --> 00:54:57,057
dar nu vreu sa-i ranesc sentimentele

1549
00:54:57,058 --> 00:54:58,058
sau ceva de genu asta dar eu 

1550
00:54:58,059 --> 00:54:59,859
nu...caut un partener

1551
00:54:59,860 --> 00:55:00,960
in momentul asta

1552
00:55:04,261 --> 00:55:06,361
Ohhhh...Ok, o sa-i transmit mesajul

1553
00:55:06,662 --> 00:55:08,062
O sa astepti aici?

1554
00:55:17,863 --> 00:55:19,363
A spus ca intelege si 

1555
00:55:19,364 --> 00:55:21,264
nu vrea sa-ti raneasca sentimentele

1556
00:55:21,265 --> 00:55:22,265
dar ea nu isi cauta un 

1557
00:55:22,266 --> 00:55:23,666
partener acum.

1558
00:55:27,067 --> 00:55:27,967
O dumnezeule....ei bine, in regula!

1559
00:55:27,968 --> 00:55:29,268
Poti sa-i spui

1560
00:55:29,269 --> 00:55:30,269
nici eu nu cautam

1561
00:55:30,270 --> 00:55:31,370
un partener.

1562
00:55:31,371 --> 00:55:32,871
Dar apui, cand am vazut-o pe ea

1563
00:55:32,872 --> 00:55:34,672
mi s-a parut ca un fulger ce 

1564
00:55:34,673 --> 00:55:36,273
mi-a trecut prin vene.

1565
00:55:36,274 --> 00:55:37,874
Nu o sa ii spun asta!

1566
00:55:37,875 --> 00:55:39,275
Nu are importanta, Jimmy!

1567
00:55:39,276 --> 00:55:41,376
Probabil ca deja am pierdut-o,

1568
00:55:41,377 --> 00:55:43,877
poate ar tebui, sa ii
spun ce simt.

1569
00:55:44,878 --> 00:55:47,178
Ok...,ok, o sa ii spun asta.

1570
00:55:47,179 --> 00:55:48,279
O sa sune dulceag.

1571
00:55:51,180 --> 00:55:52,080
Deabia astept sa apara

1572
00:55:52,081 --> 00:55:53,381
mesajele instante si pe aici.

1573
00:55:55,082 --> 00:55:55,982
Melissa

1574
00:55:55,983 --> 00:55:57,583
Carls mi-a spus sa iti zic

1575
00:55:57,584 --> 00:55:58,684
ca nici el nu cauta

1576
00:55:58,685 --> 00:55:59,585
o partenra.

1577
00:55:59,586 --> 00:56:01,086
Dar atunci cand te-a vazut,

1578
00:56:01,087 --> 00:56:02,687
a simtit ca un fulger

1579
00:56:02,688 --> 00:56:04,288
i-a trecut prin vene.

1580
00:56:04,289 --> 00:56:05,389
Asta e ceea ce

1581
00:56:05,390 --> 00:56:06,690
a vrut ca eu sa iti spun.

1582
00:56:06,991 --> 00:56:08,291
Acum, voi pleca.

1583
00:56:08,292 --> 00:56:09,292
Stai!!

1584
00:56:09,293 --> 00:56:10,993
A spus el asta?

1585
00:56:11,794 --> 00:56:12,194
Da

1586
00:56:13,295 --> 00:56:13,995
Adica ma refer la

1587
00:56:13,996 --> 00:56:16,296
partea cu fulgerul!!

1588
00:56:15,097 --> 00:56:17,197
Da, ar trebui sa scrie

1589
00:56:17,298 --> 00:56:18,698
felicitari, asa-i?

1590
00:56:19,999 --> 00:56:20,999
Multumesc, Jimmy.

1591
00:56:25,000 --> 00:56:25,700
Ce am spus???

1592
00:56:38,001 --> 00:56:39,301
Ai simtit asta?

1593
00:56:40,202 --> 00:56:41,702
Din momentul in care te-am vazut!

1594
00:56:43,003 --> 00:56:44,603
Vrei sa mergem la o plimbare, Carl?

1595
00:56:45,804 --> 00:56:46,504
Sunt un pinguin,

1596
00:56:46,505 --> 00:56:48,305
pot orcand sa merg
la o plimbare.

1597
00:56:50,006 --> 00:56:51,706
Hai, prostutule.

1598
00:56:54,707 --> 00:56:55,207
La naiba, sunt bun!

1599
00:56:57,808 --> 00:56:58,808
Uni din cei norocosi

1600
00:56:59,009 --> 00:57:01,009
au gasit dragostea adevarata.

1601
00:57:01,010 --> 00:57:02,010
Nu pot sa cred ca

1602
00:57:02,011 --> 00:57:03,611
mai ales pe mine!

1603
00:57:03,612 --> 00:57:05,112
Ei bine si tu mai ales

1604
00:57:05,113 --> 00:57:06,113
prostutule!

1605
00:57:06,114 --> 00:57:07,114
Nu semeni deloc

1606
00:57:07,115 --> 00:57:08,115
ca celelalte fete.

1607
00:57:08,316 --> 00:57:09,716
Si cum sunt eu diferita?

1608
00:57:09,717 --> 00:57:15,017
Ai un mic semn sau punct
sub ochi

1609
00:57:15,318 --> 00:57:17,018
nu am vazut ceva asemanator inainte.

1610
00:57:18,319 --> 00:57:19,219
Stii exact cum sa

1611
00:57:19,320 --> 00:57:20,520
ajungi la sufletul meu.

1612
00:57:22,121 --> 00:57:22,921
Daaa?

1613
00:57:38,722 --> 00:57:39,822
Ohh...Melissa!

1614
00:57:48,923 --> 00:57:50,023
Ohh, Dumnezeule, este atat de bine!

1615
00:57:50,024 --> 00:57:52,024
Vrei sa fac si niste miscari circulare?

1616
00:57:52,025 --> 00:57:53,425
Daa.., fa asta!

1617
00:57:53,426 --> 00:57:55,426
Dar nu te opri..continua sa faci asta!

1618
00:57:55,427 --> 00:57:57,427
Si daca mai fac si asta?

1619
00:57:57,428 --> 00:57:59,728
Oh...,Dumnezeule, este uimitor.

1620
00:57:59,729 --> 00:58:01,629
Vreau sa am copilul tau!

1621
00:58:08,530 --> 00:58:09,830
Asta e tot?

1622
00:58:11,031 --> 00:58:11,831
Da

1623
00:58:14,432 --> 00:58:15,932
Dar, deabia astept sa o facem din nou

1624
00:58:15,933 --> 00:58:16,933
anul viitor..

1625
00:58:17,134 --> 00:58:18,934
Vreau sa fie cu tine...

1626
00:58:19,435 --> 00:58:20,935
Si eu vreau!

1627
00:58:22,136 --> 00:58:23,136
Te iubesc Melissa!

1628
00:58:25,237 --> 00:58:25,737
Si eu te iubesc Carl!

1629
00:58:41,238 --> 00:58:42,438
Majoritatea pinguinilor 

1630
00:58:42,439 --> 00:58:44,039
si-au ales un partener.

1631
00:58:44,040 --> 00:58:45,040
Vor sta cu acel partener,

1632
00:58:45,041 --> 00:58:46,041
aproape un an.

1633
00:58:46,042 --> 00:58:47,042
Asa cum faceau si stramosi lor

1634
00:58:47,043 --> 00:58:48,043
inainte.

1635
00:58:48,144 --> 00:58:49,744
Dar acum ei vor

1636
00:58:49,745 --> 00:58:51,845
juca un joc

1637
00:58:51,846 --> 00:58:53,346
de asteptare, in speranta ca 

1638
00:58:53,347 --> 00:58:54,147
uniunea lor

1639
00:58:54,148 --> 00:58:55,148
a creat OUL.

1640
00:58:57,949 --> 00:58:58,649
Dar nu toti,

1641
00:58:58,650 --> 00:58:59,650
vor gasi o partenera.

1642
00:59:01,051 --> 00:59:01,751
Nu imi vine sa cred

1643
00:59:01,752 --> 00:59:03,152
ca nu am gasit pe
nimeni anul asta.

1644
00:59:04,053 --> 00:59:05,553
Ar trebui sa-mi scufund
corabia de bataie in ceva

1645
00:59:05,554 --> 00:59:09,154
daca nu se intampla asta,
toti soldateii mei o sa explodeze

1646
00:59:13,955 --> 00:59:14,655
Toata lumea s-a combinat

1647
00:59:14,656 --> 00:59:15,856
mai putin eu.

1648
00:59:15,857 --> 00:59:17,157
Trebuie sa o trag cuiva

1649
00:59:17,158 --> 00:59:18,558
nu ma inteseaza cu cine.

1650
00:59:18,559 --> 00:59:20,259
Pasarici, pasarici peste tot

1651
00:59:20,260 --> 00:59:22,060
si nici una pentru mine.l

1652
00:59:22,061 --> 00:59:23,061
Stiu ca e acolo

1653
00:59:23,062 --> 00:59:24,962
o pot simti.

1654
00:59:25,963 --> 00:59:26,863
Au...ce a fost asta?

1655
00:59:26,864 --> 00:59:28,564
Hei.., fi atent frate...

1656
00:59:28,565 --> 00:59:29,865
asta e fundu meu!

1657
00:59:29,866 --> 00:59:31,666
Scuze,nu vad absolu nimic!

1658
00:59:31,667 --> 00:59:33,467
Ohhh..., scuze!

1659
00:59:36,268 --> 00:59:37,368
Mmmm, ce este asta?

1660
00:59:38,869 --> 00:59:40,269
Mmmm...asta e moale, ohhhhhhh

1661
00:59:45,070 --> 00:59:46,870
Nu ma pot controla!!

1662
00:59:50,871 --> 00:59:52,071
Trebuie sa plec naibi de aici!

1663
00:59:56,972 --> 00:59:57,472
Carl?!?

1664
00:59:57,473 --> 00:59:58,473
Credeam ca vrei

1665
00:59:58,474 --> 00:59:59,474
sa mai astepti inca un an ca 

1666
00:59:59,475 --> 01:00:00,475
sa o faci iar

1667
01:00:01,976 --> 01:00:02,276
Ce?

1668
01:00:04,177 --> 01:00:05,177
Sa fac ce?

1669
01:00:05,778 --> 01:00:06,978
De ce m-ai trezit, draga?

1670
01:00:07,079 --> 01:00:08,679
Nu glumi despre asta Carl

1671
01:00:08,880 --> 01:00:10,680
Am facut sex din nou!

1672
01:00:10,781 --> 01:00:12,881
Dar de data asta....a fost

1673
01:00:12,882 --> 01:00:14,782
mai dur...sau cam asa ceva.

1674
01:00:14,983 --> 01:00:16,283
Melissa, sunt serios,

1675
01:00:16,284 --> 01:00:18,084
nu am facut sex

1676
01:00:18,085 --> 01:00:19,785
Dormeam dus!

1677
01:00:31,286 --> 01:00:33,486
Ma simt atat de....violat!

1678
01:00:33,487 --> 01:00:34,887
Tu te simti violat?

1679
01:00:35,288 --> 01:00:37,388
Da, sunt o parte din tine acum!

1680
01:00:37,389 --> 01:00:38,389
Ei bine, o parte din tine

1681
01:00:38,390 --> 01:00:41,390
a lipsit in totalitate
aseara.

1682
01:00:42,191 --> 01:00:43,291
Buna, baieti, ciudata noapte

1683
01:00:44,592 --> 01:00:45,092
Zi-ne...

1684
01:00:45,193 --> 01:00:46,393
Ei bine, ma plimbam prin intuneric..

1685
01:00:46,394 --> 01:00:48,694
parca eram un somnambul

1686
01:00:48,795 --> 01:00:50,495
Cand Carl a zis "zi-ne" cred ca s-a referit la 


1687
01:00:50,496 --> 01:00:51,596
faptul ca si noi am avut o noapte ciudata

1688
01:00:51,597 --> 01:00:52,997
Nu poate fi mai ciudata decat a mea 

1689
01:00:52,998 --> 01:00:54,798
Adica...eu ma plimbam

1690
01:00:54,799 --> 01:00:56,499
gandindu-ma ca toata lume a gasit

1691
01:00:56,500 --> 01:00:58,400
pe cineva inafara de mine.

1692
01:00:58,401 --> 01:01:00,401
ohh...,apropo, felicitari

1693
01:01:00,402 --> 01:01:02,102
ca voi doi ati devenit un cuplu

1694
01:01:02,103 --> 01:01:02,903
Multumim!

1695
01:01:02,904 --> 01:01:04,504
Deci, ma plimbam pe acolo

1696
01:01:04,505 --> 01:01:07,005
si am realizat ca aveam un catarg 

1697
01:01:06,006 --> 01:01:08,206
mare intre picioare si asta era jenant pt ca 

1698
01:01:08,207 --> 01:01:10,207
cred m-am cam impiedicat in tipul asta!

1699
01:01:10,208 --> 01:01:11,808
Si dupaia,cred ca m-am ipiedicat

1700
01:01:11,809 --> 01:01:13,209
peste o tipa tare

1701
01:01:13,210 --> 01:01:14,510
pentru ca mirosea frumos

1702
01:01:14,511 --> 01:01:16,011
si era atat de moale!

1703
01:01:16,012 --> 01:01:17,812
Si cam intr-o milisecunda

1704
01:01:17,013 --> 01:01:21,013
am ajuns acidental
in "interiorul" ei

1705
01:01:21,014 --> 01:01:23,414
si scuzati-ma ca spun asta

1706
01:01:23,415 --> 01:01:24,015
dar a fost ferbinte!

1707
01:01:24,016 --> 01:01:25,416
Si care e marea problema?!

1708
01:01:25,417 --> 01:01:27,417
Suntem pinguini, nu?

1709
01:01:27,418 --> 01:01:29,918
Creaturi salbatice
care lupta pentru viata

1710
01:01:29,919 --> 01:01:31,719
in cel mai dur loc de pe pamant?

1711
01:01:31,720 --> 01:01:32,920
Oh...., Dumnezeule!!!!

1712
01:01:32,921 --> 01:01:33,921
Ce este Melissa?

1713
01:01:33,922 --> 01:01:35,322
Ohh....Dumnezeuleeee!!!!

1714
01:01:35,323 --> 01:01:36,323
Ce!?!

1715
01:01:36,324 --> 01:01:37,324
DUMENEZEULE!

1716
01:01:37,325 --> 01:01:38,325
Ieri noapte

1717
01:01:38,326 --> 01:01:41,626
Melissa a crezut ca am
facut-o din nou,

1718
01:01:41,627 --> 01:01:43,627
dar eu dormem dus!

1719
01:01:44,028 --> 01:01:45,628
Dar cineva...ia...

1720
01:01:45,629 --> 01:01:46,629
tras-o

1721
01:01:46,630 --> 01:01:47,730
lui Melissa din nou!!!

1722
01:01:48,031 --> 01:01:49,331
O...doar nu crezi 

1723
01:01:50,032 --> 01:01:51,132
ca a fost ea...

1724
01:01:51,133 --> 01:01:52,133
ca.....eu...nu..

1725
01:01:52,134 --> 01:01:53,134
Nuuuuuuu...

1726
01:01:55,535 --> 01:01:56,135
Stai un pic

1727
01:01:56,136 --> 01:01:57,736
lasa-ma doar sa vad ceva.

1728
01:02:01,637 --> 01:02:02,537
Nuuu....

1729
01:02:04,138 --> 01:02:05,438
Asta e cel mai 
urat cosmar al meu

1730
01:02:05,639 --> 01:02:06,739
erai cel mai bun prieten al meu!

1731
01:02:06,940 --> 01:02:09,140
Carl, eu sunt cel mai bun prieten al tau

1732
01:02:09,141 --> 01:02:12,641
noi nu..adica a fost o mica
incurcatura doar atat!

1733
01:02:12,642 --> 01:02:14,242
O mica incurcatura?!?!?!

1734
01:02:14,243 --> 01:02:15,643
Calmeaza-te, Carl

1735
01:02:15,644 --> 01:02:17,144
asta nu ajuta la nimic.

1736
01:02:17,145 --> 01:02:18,245
Asta e oribil!

1737
01:02:18,246 --> 01:02:19,546
Acum, cand va veni oul

1738
01:02:19,547 --> 01:02:21,247
nu vom stii daca este copilul meu

1739
01:02:21,248 --> 01:02:21,848
sau al lui!

1740
01:02:22,049 --> 01:02:23,549
Este al tau Carl,

1741
01:02:22,850 --> 01:02:25,550
Dar nu putem sa fim siguri de asta

1742
01:02:25,551 --> 01:02:26,551
daca copilu arata ca Jimmy

1743
01:02:26,552 --> 01:02:28,252
si nu ca mine?

1744
01:02:28,653 --> 01:02:30,053
Si daca este copilul lui?

1745
01:02:30,054 --> 01:02:31,454
Nuuu, nu poate fi copilul lui!

1746
01:02:31,555 --> 01:02:32,855
Ba da, poate!

1747
01:02:32,856 --> 01:02:34,256
Eu m-am indragostit de tine si tu 

1748
01:02:34,257 --> 01:02:36,157
acum vei avea copilul lui Jimmy?

1749
01:02:36,158 --> 01:02:37,858
Nu pot avea copilul lui Jimmy!

1750
01:02:37,859 --> 01:02:38,859
Pentru ca nu

1751
01:02:38,860 --> 01:02:40,660
am facut-o in modul obisnuit, ok!

1752
01:02:53,261 --> 01:02:55,461
O perioada, de noua luni
de gestatie urmeaza!

1753
01:02:56,162 --> 01:02:57,162
Nu a fost intentionat, ok

1754
01:02:57,163 --> 01:02:59,663
a fost tarziu, el era 
disperat

1755
01:02:59,664 --> 01:03:00,264
Nu pot sa cred ca

1756
01:03:00,265 --> 01:03:01,665
incerci sa-i gasesti
scuze.

1757
01:03:01,666 --> 01:03:03,366
Inca cred ca trebuie sa-l ierti!

1758
01:03:03,367 --> 01:03:04,567
Nu pot!

1759
01:03:04,568 --> 01:03:05,568
A fost in fundul tau....

1760
01:03:06,469 --> 01:03:07,469
da tin minte...

1761
01:03:07,470 --> 01:03:08,470
Sunt atat de suparat

1762
01:03:08,471 --> 01:03:09,871
pe chestia asta
Melissa!

1763
01:03:10,072 --> 01:03:11,572
Ei bine si eu sunt, Carl!

1764
01:03:13,173 --> 01:03:14,573
Cred ca o sa ma duc sa ma plimb!

1765
01:03:14,574 --> 01:03:15,574
Este o idee buna, Carl.

1766
01:03:16,275 --> 01:03:21,075
Poti orcand sa te duci la o plimbare.

1767
01:03:27,276 --> 01:03:29,176
Eram cei mai buni prieteni!

1768
01:03:30,777 --> 01:03:31,877
Si apioi a venit 

1769
01:03:31,878 --> 01:03:33,278
din spate

1770
01:03:35,079 --> 01:03:37,479
si mi-a intors
viata pe dos

1771
01:03:39,180 --> 01:03:41,580
Si ei nu a parut sa se supere

1772
01:03:42,181 --> 01:03:44,181
Stiu ca in adancul sufletului

1773
01:03:44,182 --> 01:03:44,982
ea ma iubeste

1774
01:03:47,083 --> 01:03:50,783
desi in interiorul ei
el a bagat.

1775
01:03:50,784 --> 01:03:51,484
Doare!

1776
01:03:53,585 --> 01:03:54,285
Pentru ca el a iubito

1777
01:03:54,286 --> 01:03:57,086
intr-un fel in care eu nu am facut-o!

1778
01:04:00,287 --> 01:04:03,087
Ohh, da, el a iubito

1779
01:04:03,188 --> 01:04:07,688
intr-un fel in care nu am facut-o eu.

1780
01:04:11,389 --> 01:04:12,389
De ce!!

1781
01:04:12,390 --> 01:04:15,390
Nu pot incerca

1782
01:04:15,691 --> 01:04:18,291
sa las sa moara

1783
01:04:19,292 --> 01:04:22,692
E doar un tip.

1784
01:04:25,993 --> 01:04:26,993
Si eu.

1785
01:04:28,294 --> 01:04:30,794
nu pot nega

1786
01:04:31,195 --> 01:04:34,095
ca o voi avea

1787
01:04:34,496 --> 01:04:36,696
doar din partea cealalta.

1788
01:04:38,897 --> 01:04:40,097
Oh, Dumnezeule!

1789
01:04:40,098 --> 01:04:41,698
El a iubit-o,

1790
01:04:42,699 --> 01:04:45,399
dar nu este iubitul ei!

1791
01:04:48,300 --> 01:04:50,700
Acela sunt eu.

1792
01:04:52,301 --> 01:04:54,701
Da dar el

1793
01:04:54,702 --> 01:04:57,102
a iubit-o

1794
01:04:57,703 --> 01:05:00,803
a iubit-o cu adevarat

1795
01:05:02,204 --> 01:05:06,804
Intr-un fel i-a tras-o

1796
01:05:09,805 --> 01:05:13,305
intr-un fel in care
eu nu am facut-o.

1797
01:05:24,806 --> 01:05:25,706
Dificultatile prin care

1798
01:05:25,707 --> 01:05:26,907
au trecut intr-un fel i-a facut

1799
01:05:26,908 --> 01:05:27,808
ca legatura dintre ei

1800
01:05:27,809 --> 01:05:30,609
sa fie mai puternica.

1801
01:05:30,610 --> 01:05:32,810
Melissa, m-am gandit
foarte mult

1802
01:05:32,811 --> 01:05:35,411
stiu ca ceea ce a facut Jimmy
a fost un accident.

1803
01:05:36,312 --> 01:05:37,712
Imi pare rau ca am fos atat de egoist!

1804
01:05:37,713 --> 01:05:38,913
In mod special in

1805
01:05:38,914 --> 01:05:40,614
acest moment atat de placut al 
vietii noastre

1806
01:05:41,715 --> 01:05:42,815
Te iert, Carl

1807
01:05:42,816 --> 01:05:45,516
Poti...poti sa stai un pic?

1808
01:05:54,717 --> 01:05:55,817
Ohh, Dumnezeule! Asta a durut!

1809
01:05:55,818 --> 01:05:58,018
Salut-l pe copilul tau Carl!

1810
01:05:58,419 --> 01:06:00,919
Buna, esti atat de dragut si rotund!

1811
01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:01,920
AAAA..acum, e doar un ou

1812
01:06:01,921 --> 01:06:02,921
Stiu asta.

1813
01:06:03,222 --> 01:06:03,922
Gandeste rapid Carl

1814
01:06:05,923 --> 01:06:06,623
Siii...Beckham inscrieeee!

1815
01:06:10,024 --> 01:06:12,224
Oul trebuie sa fie tinut la cald.

1816
01:06:12,225 --> 01:06:14,725
Tatal il acopera in scul 

1817
01:06:14,726 --> 01:06:15,826
lui fara nuci

1818
01:06:16,127 --> 01:06:18,127
pentru mai mult de doua luni.

1819
01:06:18,128 --> 01:06:19,228
In aceasta perioada,

1820
01:06:19,329 --> 01:06:20,829
mama trebuie sa faca calatoria, 

1821
01:06:20,830 --> 01:06:22,030
pana la ocean pentru a manca,

1822
01:06:22,031 --> 01:06:23,031
inainte sa moara de foame.

1823
01:06:26,032 --> 01:06:27,232
Femeile pinguin

1824
01:06:27,233 --> 01:06:28,933
sunt incredibil de puternice

1825
01:06:28,934 --> 01:06:30,334
nu au mancat de multe
luni

1826
01:06:30,335 --> 01:06:31,335
tocmai au nascut

1827
01:06:31,636 --> 01:06:32,636
si acum

1828
01:06:32,637 --> 01:06:33,837
ele trebuie sa mearca

1829
01:06:33,838 --> 01:06:35,238
70 mile pana la ocean

1830
01:06:35,239 --> 01:06:36,939
pentru a supravietui.

1831
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:40,640
Nu sunt sigura,
dar asta stiu

1832
01:06:40,641 --> 01:06:42,941
nu este sigura,
dar asta stie

1833
01:06:42,942 --> 01:06:45,442
pinguini ca Vick
sunt foarte batrani

1834
01:06:47,843 --> 01:06:49,943
70 milhas in aceste
micute picioare

1835
01:06:52,244 --> 01:06:53,044
cand tarfele noastre stau

1836
01:06:53,045 --> 01:06:55,745
acasa pe ouale noastre

1837
01:07:02,746 --> 01:07:03,646
Nu este cel mai confortabil

1838
01:07:03,647 --> 01:07:05,247
lucru sa stai pe un ou, nu?!

1839
01:07:06,048 --> 01:07:07,248
Ar fi mai conforabil

1840
01:07:07,249 --> 01:07:08,149
daca nu as sta

1841
01:07:08,150 --> 01:07:09,350
si pe p... mea!

1842
01:07:10,551 --> 01:07:11,151
Buna Marcos!

1843
01:07:11,752 --> 01:07:12,752
Carl

1844
01:07:13,153 --> 01:07:14,453
Buna Jimmy, care e treaba?

1845
01:07:17,054 --> 01:07:17,754
Carl, ma simt ingrozitor

1846
01:07:17,755 --> 01:07:18,755
pentru ce s-a intamplat

1847
01:07:19,256 --> 01:07:19,956
Nu stiu ce sa fac

1848
01:07:19,957 --> 01:07:21,257
sau sa mai spun.

1849
01:07:21,958 --> 01:07:24,258
Esti cel mai bun prieten al meu, Jimmy

1850
01:07:25,059 --> 01:07:26,259
nu vreau sa te pierd.

1851
01:07:27,660 --> 01:07:29,760
Stiu ca ceea ce ai facut a fost un accident.

1852
01:07:29,761 --> 01:07:32,261
Stii.., tot ce am vrut a fost iertarea ta, frate

1853
01:07:33,062 --> 01:07:34,262
Daca asta te consoleaza

1854
01:07:34,263 --> 01:07:35,763
am fost foarte
singur.

1855
01:07:35,964 --> 01:07:37,164
Ei bine de acum nu va mai fi asa.

1856
01:07:37,265 --> 01:07:38,165
Ma ai pe mine

1857
01:07:38,166 --> 01:07:39,366
si pe Melissa

1858
01:07:39,367 --> 01:07:41,267
Si vei fi unchi!

1859
01:07:41,668 --> 01:07:43,268
Asta este atat de frumos!

1860
01:07:43,369 --> 01:07:45,569
Asta ma face atat de fericit!

1861
01:07:46,370 --> 01:07:47,970
Este nevoie de un barbat mare

1862
01:07:47,971 --> 01:07:48,171
sa-si poata ierta prietenul

1863
01:07:48,172 --> 01:07:49,572
dupa ce

1864
01:07:49,573 --> 01:07:50,573
i-a tra-o

1865
01:07:50,574 --> 01:07:51,674
in cur

1866
01:07:51,675 --> 01:07:52,575
femeii lui!

1867
01:07:58,476 --> 01:08:01,176
70 mile si 3 luni mai tarziu

1868
01:08:01,177 --> 01:08:02,177
femeile au ajus

1869
01:08:02,178 --> 01:08:03,278
la mult astptatul loc

1870
01:08:03,279 --> 01:08:04,279
de mancat

1871
01:08:04,280 --> 01:08:05,480
Dar problema este

1872
01:08:05,481 --> 01:08:07,181
ca gaura din ghiata a

1873
01:08:07,182 --> 01:08:08,582
ingetat din nou.

1874
01:08:08,583 --> 01:08:10,083
Hei, Ellen, de ce nu

1875
01:08:10,084 --> 01:08:11,484
stai tu pe bucata ai

1876
01:08:11,485 --> 01:08:12,985
subtire de gheata si fa o 

1877
01:08:12,286 --> 01:08:14,886
frumoasa gaura in care sa sarim?

1878
01:08:15,087 --> 01:08:16,087
Stii ce?

1879
01:08:16,088 --> 01:08:16,988
Voi face asta!

1880
01:08:16,989 --> 01:08:18,489
Acum, daca ma scuzati

1881
01:08:18,490 --> 01:08:20,790
voi fi prima care va manca.

1882
01:08:45,291 --> 01:08:46,491
Este un moment
trist

1883
01:08:47,593 --> 01:08:48,593
stiind ca mama acestui copil

1884
01:08:48,595 --> 01:08:50,295
nu va fi hranit

1885
01:08:50,296 --> 01:08:51,396
pentru ca ea nu va

1886
01:08:51,397 --> 01:08:52,797
mai face inapoi
calatoria spre casa.

1887
01:08:52,798 --> 01:08:53,798
Dar...apoi

1888
01:08:53,799 --> 01:08:55,199
era o tarfa nenorocita!

1889
01:08:55,200 --> 01:08:57,300
Probabil copilu o sa-i fie
mai bine fara ea!

1890
01:08:57,701 --> 01:08:58,401
Avem nevoie de un 

1891
01:08:58,402 --> 01:08:59,802
moment de recreere, va rog

1892
01:08:59,803 --> 01:09:02,103
pentru pierderea surorii noastre
Helen.

1893
01:09:02,104 --> 01:09:03,104
Ok, sa mancam!

1894
01:09:14,005 --> 01:09:15,705
Acum barbatul a asteptat

1895
01:09:15,706 --> 01:09:17,806
125 de zile fara sa manance.

1896
01:09:17,807 --> 01:09:18,807
Dar, mancarea

1897
01:09:18,808 --> 01:09:20,308
este ultimul lucru

1898
01:09:20,309 --> 01:09:21,009
la care se gandeste

1899
01:09:21,010 --> 01:09:22,010
in momentul in care

1900
01:09:22,011 --> 01:09:22,811
copilul lui se naste!

1901
01:09:26,512 --> 01:09:27,212
Si apoi,

1902
01:09:27,413 --> 01:09:30,513
din gura copiilor
vine...LA NAIBA!!!

1903
01:09:35,814 --> 01:09:38,014
printr-o inexplicabila
legatura

1904
01:09:38,015 --> 01:09:39,015
mamele stiu ca trebuie

1905
01:09:39,016 --> 01:09:40,916
sa se intoarca inapoi acasa, acum!

1906
01:09:42,317 --> 01:09:43,817
Si acea frumoasa zi vine cand

1907
01:09:43,818 --> 01:09:45,818
familia este unita

1908
01:09:45,819 --> 01:09:47,819
pentru prima data!

1909
01:09:50,820 --> 01:09:51,820
Marcussss!

1910
01:09:51,821 --> 01:09:52,821
Iubitooo!

1911
01:09:59,922 --> 01:10:00,122
Oh, Marcus!

1912
01:10:00,123 --> 01:10:01,523
Este atat de draguta!

1913
01:10:02,224 --> 01:10:03,624
Ohh, si uite!

1914
01:10:03,625 --> 01:10:05,225
are penisul
tau!

1915
01:10:04,626 --> 01:10:05,626
Ceeee?

1916
01:10:06,527 --> 01:10:07,527
Ahh, Marcos!

1917
01:10:07,528 --> 01:10:09,728
Doar glumeam cu tine!

1918
01:10:10,129 --> 01:10:10,829
Melissa?

1919
01:10:10,830 --> 01:10:11,830
Carl!

1920
01:10:12,031 --> 01:10:13,331
Oh, Dumnezeule!

1921
01:10:17,532 --> 01:10:18,632
Uite! E un baiat!

1922
01:10:19,133 --> 01:10:21,133
Ohh, Carl!

1923
01:10:21,734 --> 01:10:23,934
Are stralucirea
ta nevrotica!

1924
01:10:24,535 --> 01:10:27,135
Ohh, buna copilas nevrotic!

1925
01:10:35,336 --> 01:10:35,736
Buna, baieti!

1926
01:10:36,337 --> 01:10:37,437
Buna, Jimmy!

1927
01:10:38,038 --> 01:10:39,538
Este unchiul Jimmy acum!

1928
01:10:40,639 --> 01:10:40,939
Ahh, Carl,

1929
01:10:40,940 --> 01:10:43,440
asta ma face atat de fericita!

1930
01:10:43,441 --> 01:10:45,141
Asi face un dans al fericiri

1931
01:10:45,142 --> 01:10:46,042
numai daca

1932
01:10:46,043 --> 01:10:48,143
picioarele mele nu ar fi
acoperite cu basici!

1933
01:10:59,544 --> 01:11:01,044
Cu hrana,

1934
01:11:01,045 --> 01:11:02,045
copii cresc

1935
01:11:02,046 --> 01:11:03,746
incredibil de repede.

1936
01:11:05,247 --> 01:11:06,247
Nuu ar fi trebuit

1937
01:11:06,248 --> 01:11:07,848
sa mananc a 4-a bucata de hering!

1938
01:11:10,049 --> 01:11:10,949
Copii sun mari

1939
01:11:10,950 --> 01:11:13,450
si gata pentru a merge mai departe!

1940
01:11:14,151 --> 01:11:15,151
Cu exceptia catorva

1941
01:11:15,152 --> 01:11:17,052
care au dezabilitati

1942
01:11:17,053 --> 01:11:18,253
in invatare.

1943
01:11:25,654 --> 01:11:27,254
Si asa, povestea noastra

1944
01:11:27,255 --> 01:11:28,255
ajunge la sfarsit

1945
01:11:28,356 --> 01:11:29,456
marea intrebare este:

1946
01:11:29,857 --> 01:11:31,857
Daca pinguini, stau inpreuna?

1947
01:11:31,858 --> 01:11:32,858
Sunt monogami?

1948
01:11:34,359 --> 01:11:35,459
S-a terminat, Vicky

1949
01:11:35,460 --> 01:11:37,160
e timpul sa merg mai departe!

1950
01:11:37,461 --> 01:11:39,061
Fii puternica pentru mine iubire,

1951
01:11:39,062 --> 01:11:40,662
misca-ti curu aici, Marcus!

1952
01:11:40,663 --> 01:11:42,463
Nu am trecut prin toate, astea

1953
01:11:42,464 --> 01:11:45,864
ca tu, sa mergi mai departe si
sa futi tot cea ce nu misca!

1954
01:11:46,565 --> 01:11:47,365
Raspunsul este:

1955
01:11:47,466 --> 01:11:48,666
In realitate,

1956
01:11:48,867 --> 01:11:50,867
nu stau inpreuna!

1957
01:11:52,168 --> 01:11:53,668
Dar asta nu este realitatea!

1958
01:11:53,769 --> 01:11:56,569
Asta este o farsa!

1959
01:11:56,670 --> 01:11:59,570
FARSA PINGUINILOR!

1960
01:12:03,271 --> 01:12:03,971
Am ajuns!!!

1961
01:12:03,972 --> 01:12:06,072
Juan Sanchez este in varful
muntelui!

1962
01:12:06,073 --> 01:12:08,073
Sunt atat de imputit si murdar

1963
01:12:08,074 --> 01:12:10,174
Sunt Juan murdarul
Sanchez!

1964
01:12:12,075 --> 01:12:13,775
Sunt regele lumi!

1965
01:12:22,676 --> 01:12:24,576
Incalzirea naibi globala !

1966
01:12:25,177 --> 01:12:25,977
Dumnezeule!

1967
01:12:26,078 --> 01:12:28,378
Au fost si au facut-o!

1968
01:12:28,379 --> 01:12:30,379
Duceti-va naibi cu totiii!

1969
01:12:34,280 --> 01:12:35,880
Stai, stai...stai!

1970
01:12:35,881 --> 01:12:36,881
Nu putem sa incheiem

1971
01:12:36,882 --> 01:12:37,882
o poveste de dragoste

1972
01:12:37,883 --> 01:12:38,883
asa!

1973
01:12:42,484 --> 01:12:44,384
In sfarsit am gasito

1974
01:12:45,085 --> 01:12:46,085
Tu esti acela

1975
01:12:46,086 --> 01:12:48,386
se subantelege

1976
01:12:50,587 --> 01:12:52,587
Pentru ca te iubesc

1977
01:12:52,888 --> 01:12:57,188
intr-un fel care nu l-am mai facut!

1978
01:13:25,889 --> 01:13:26,789
Voi baieti ati facut 500 milioane
de dolari

1979
01:13:26,790 --> 01:13:27,890
cu filmul asta

1980
01:13:27,891 --> 01:13:29,391
si noi nu am vazut nimic!

1981
01:13:33,392 --> 01:13:34,592
A fost un sezon cam uscat

1982
01:13:34,593 --> 01:13:36,193
pentru mine Sidney?

1983
01:13:36,194 --> 01:13:37,394
Adica..

1984
01:13:37,395 --> 01:13:39,895
am avut o femeie
in mod accidental

1985
01:13:39,896 --> 01:13:41,096
dar nu era a mea!

1986
01:13:42,497 --> 01:13:43,097
Era prietena

1987
01:13:43,098 --> 01:13:44,498
celui mai bun prieten al meu!

1988
01:13:45,099 --> 01:13:46,399
Si nu e ceva de care sunt mandru

1989
01:13:47,000 --> 01:13:48,300
Poate voi intalni si eu pe cineva

1990
01:13:48,901 --> 01:13:49,501
intr-o zi.

1991
01:13:52,102 --> 01:13:53,302
Si cand il vei gasi

1992
01:13:53,303 --> 01:13:54,303
vei sti!

1993
01:13:54,304 --> 01:13:55,704
Ei iata am spus-o!